homosexual rigamarole

the idea that every summer will be as hot if not hotter than this for the rest of my life is unbearable i need to (remembers suicide jokes are bad for my mental health) murder an oil executive

Lets dissect uncle to find his wish gland

Where do you think the comma goes

i love poison omelette

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got some kick to it i tell you what

they are replacing penis and vagina with 2 new species of terrible awful birds

g-d willing in the next longterm anthology story the trans woman is officially confirmed around the middle or perhaps towards the beginning or maybe we just put more trans women in stories from the start

like at this point my answer to "would you rather the character have a giant TRANSGENDER label and an arrow pointing at her??" is "yeah." putting up all these "it's really obvious to anyone paying attention" plausible-deniability signposts up on the high shelf until we don't have to beg to be seen. spamton and tenna can get a 100000 word divorce backstory that exists purely in the eye of the beholder but the rabbit and the goat and whoever else cant get Anything in this economy. im tired of being right all the time and also really hot and big boobs if people arent gonna Have to agree with me