I finally made an overly complicated tier list. I honestly didn't realize I had actual opinions about as many teams as I do.
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NASA

let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
Monterey Bay Aquarium

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izzy's playlists!
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The Bowery Presents
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shark vs the universe
Sweet Seals For You, Always
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One Nice Bug Per Day
The Stonewall Inn
Show & Tell

Love Begins
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"

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I finally made an overly complicated tier list. I honestly didn't realize I had actual opinions about as many teams as I do.

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I have Heated Rivalry filtered, but just clicked on a post on a whim and it turns out it was actually (mostly) a Claude post. This is a terrible revelation, because it's going to turn half my dash into Schrödinger's cat. Is this filtered post the Nick Suzuki defense squad, semi-explicit gifs, 5k words of increasingly unhinged headcanons, or commentary about the man even sports bros get parasocial about, Claude Giroux? No way to know until you crack it open. The odds are strongly against you. Good luck.
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Okay. Now that Robo's settled, what the hell is happening with Tolvy?? Going to Grubi's wedding can't be taking up that much time. Sir, you can sign a contract from Europe.

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ROBO CONTRACT?????
new hockey rule i just made up both teams share the same penalty box and they have to put cameras and mics in there
add on: if you win a fight in the one penalty box, your penalty is lifted and you can come back
harls yanking wyatt's jersey | 02.27.26
A surprising number of people on my dash are obsessively Travis Konecny posting. It's just a wall of text posts about TK. I'm not saying anything they're posting is wrong. I just can't figure out what set them off. TK, what the fuck have you been doing while I wasn't looking? I thought you just spent your whole off season fishing.
I haven’t seen anyone post this tweet yet, but I need to have it on my blog lmao

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mind you after a career of violence against women one of lucic’s last acts as a pro player was to punch a 23 year old teammate
I'm gonna be honest with you, today was not the day that I was emotionally prepared to deal with an update on this story:
And yet here we are.
And, yeah, this:
Also, while I'm on the topic, the Lucic case sickens me an extra amount because as I recall, he choked his wife when he assaulted her. So, he didn't just do some domestic violence and get forgiven (fuck you for hiring him btw, Sabres). He commited the "statistically speaking, I will probably murder my wife," kind of domestic violence and got forgiven. Stat for that:
...odds for homicide increase 750% for victims who have been previously strangled, compared to victims ,[of domestic violence] who have never been strangled
Anyway, the NHL will NHL. I hope this woman gets free from this abusive piece of shit, but right now, I'm just crushingly sad for her.
a.gritsyuk_81 Сочинение: о том как я провожу свое лето
ig 26.7.20
You know what I love about hockey? The speed.
Not just the speed of the skaters, who can glide as fast as 30 mph for the fastest of them. It’s the movement of 10 bodies on the ice, the ones coming off the bench, the chasing of the puck to all corners of the rink, and how it all resets in an instant depending on who earns possession, like birds flying in formation.
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Anyone who has watched a hockey game with two teams trading chances for several minutes knows what’s up: there’s nothing that approaches the velocity, synchronicity, and unpredictability of the sport. It’s controlled chaos at times, machinelike precision at others.
Take Your Eyes Off the Puck, Greg Wyshynski

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I also decided to fill the offseason void by going back to basics and trying to read Greg Wyshynski's Take Your Eye Off the Puck. The risk is that I'm really not the target audience, but since I never read it when I was a total newbie to hockey, it's worth giving a try to see if I get anything of value out of it. So far, mostly entertainment value. And I guess, relating a little too much to a dude getting poetic about a sport.
Who needs a picture of Melly hugging a dog this morning?