nyan

real asf this is me

Sometimes I genuinely GAG when seeing x fem reader on a prompt that could EASILY be gender neutral. Like... The term 'spouse' exists FOR A REASON. I'm getting mad for no reason, but at the same time, I can't be the only one right???

I don't want to be negative but I do think we need to kill some of these people

trying to scroll tumblr in bed but my boob keeps making contact with the touch screen and halting progress

i dont want a childproofed internet i am almost 30 fucking years old. give your kid an internet safety talk and stop making it the problem of every adult on the planet every time some cryptkeeper legislator gets the brilliant idea (via conservative lobbying) to push through yet another bill gutting our access to free expression + increasing the powers of the surveillance state + lining the pockets of Big Data in the name of Protecting The Kids they wont even feed. this shit is exhausting i can’t believe we’re going to be fighting about it for the rest of my life

If i see one, ONE, more x female reader that isnt properly tagged as such im gonna IMPLODE.

I like pasta and maybe two other people

"Block this ad" isn't good enough, I need a feature that directly tells the company "this was so shit that it lowered my opinion of your product"

i dont know who needs to hear this but you do not need to go on a diet. you do not need to lose weight as a new year resolution. you do not need to feel shame for gaining any weight over the holidays and for enjoying yourself and the food. you do not need to tolerate diet talk after setting a boundary and if someone cant respect that then theyre being the asshole. you already have a summer body. you already are hot. theres no moral failure or shame in being fat

why is it sooo hard to conclude essays. I said all that because fuck you thats why

the cool s, the crudely drawn penis, and the among us crewmate are in a beautiful poly relationship on the inner door of the bathroom stall

I am shocked at how many people don't have an actively hostile relationship with advertising

tbh it's a good thing that he's not real. real men are disappointing af

I just saw an acquaintance use "👖🛝" in place of the word genocide and. like. at what point are we going to decide that this kind of self-censorship is too degrading to abide anymore.