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Collected quotes from the RPC Development Tea Room Discord Server! Feel free to change wording/etc to fit your muse.

(Name), you wouldn’t be you if you had chill.

I’m hoping Glitz is like glam rock. Jazz with more glitter. Like a hair band.

It sounds like they’ve named their dogs using one of those ‘what is your porn name?’ memes.

sorry sir, you’re asking for services that come with the girlfriend package, & you’re currently subscribing to the fringe benefits deal, please talk to me about an upgrade

this has backfired tremendously

leaves splayed out like a professional on a porn set’s casting couch

my next life, make me a fuckin houseplant

I have moments where I brain goodly

I’m a houseplant with more complicated emotions

But I’m a coconut ho

If you tell me they made you cry, I will burn down their house with them in it, & I will never forget they did that.

I regularly say Mercury is in Gatorade to fuck with people

and at some point I realized that I was in too deep

get your capybaras we got so many of em. ya want a sleepy one? a caffeine addicted one? how about an angry capybara, an angybara if you will

So edible undies, but made of cookies instead of fruit rollups?

where’s that cookie underwear, i need to eat my feelings

you’re not allowed to charge me with murder again

THREE TIMES I’VE BEEN ACCUSED OF MURDER WHEN IT WAS MAN-SLAUGHTER AND YOU KNOW IT

Well i guess setting yourself on fire would wake you up

DON’T THINK UNPURE THOUGHTS ABOUT WINNIE THE POOH I SWEAR

I came back to some weird shit

I felt my entire ass loosen.

Cows care not for hygiene

I think IHOP might be where hope goes to die, and I say that as having been in many an IHOP at 3am

life is too short and i choose violence

DID YOU JUST COMPARE ME TO THE BUG’S LIFE RIDE IN ANIMAL KINGDOM?

She is a ship, He’s a canal, Can I make anymore obvious?

It’s your fault I’m gay as hell so it must be your fault everyone else is too

the feral part is most accurate

send in the bitchslapping raccoons

you don’t gotta be old to be a cryptid

stop trying to kill people

I feel like I was rickrolled by a pet site.

grand theft horsey

jeff bezos; not even the first dickhead into space, but probably the first flying in on one

YOU SHUSH YOU SHITSTIRRER

May I remind everyone that they have the ass of a frog

what emotion am I depicting?? fuck around and find out

just because you read it in a fanfic doesn’t mean its a good idea

That information makes sense but I don’t like it

The heat wave has turned me into a part time nudist i swear

this isn’t twilight

But most importantly, hotter than Satan’s asscrack in a lava bath, so not a viable option

adam lambert // for your entertainment rp meme 

edit/alter/change pronouns etc as you see fit!

music again. 

i don’t want anyone instead of you. 

i’m going crazy. 

you’re someone else’s baby. 

i’m so sick of living for other people. 

i don’t wanna lose ya. 

you make me wanna listen to music again. 

i’m inspired again. 

i know in some ways, we’re kinda evil. 

my heart’s no stranger to upheaval. 

for your entertainment. 

i need to be entertained. 

baby, don’t be afraid. 

imma hurt you real good. 

do what i say. 

imma hold you down until you’re amazed. 

give it to you till you’re screaming my name. 

no escaping when i start. 

once i’m in, i own your heart. 

i own your heart. 

hold on until it’s over. 

do you know what you got into? 

can you handle what i’m about to do? 

it’s about to get rough for you. 

i’m here for your entertainment. 

i bet you thought that i was soft and sweet. 

i’m in control. 

take the pain, take the pleasure. 

take the pain, take the pleasure, i’m the master of both. 

let me into your soul. 

whataya want from me. 

there might have been a time when i would give myself away. 

once upon a time, i didn’t give a damn. 

just don’t give up. 

i’m working it out. 

please don’t give in. 

i won’t let you down. 

it messed me up.

it messed me up, need a second to breathe. 

need a second to breathe. 

baby, you’re beautiful. 

there’s nothing wrong with you. 

it’s me, i’m a freak.

thanks for loving me.

thanks for loving me, coz you’re doing it perfectly. 

there might’ve been a time when i would let you slip away. 

i think you could save my life. 

strut. 

i wanna start a revolution. 

we all have got our own pollution. 

your hands are tied. 

open your mouth, open it wide. 

let the freedom begin. 

feel the fire within. 

i wanna see you strut. 

c’mon, walk for me. 

everybody’s looking for some love. 

get yourself some validation. 

soaked. 

your soul will be okay. 

you’ve had enough searching for love. 

you miss the touch of someone new. 

it’s never how it seems. 

take shelter and hide forever. 

sure fire winners. 

our big guns gonna shatter your scene. 

it’s pandemonium. 

we are the sure fire winners. 

i’m full of desire. 

we’re all drawn to the heat of the flame. 

i was born with glitter on my face. 

where did all their pretty boys go? 

take a walk on the wild with me. 

a loaded smile. 

if i say i’m sorry, it’s just me telling a lie. 

when you’re in my arms, i feel emptier inside. 

i feel emptier inside. 

i never felt so satisfied. 

i think i need a little more time. 

honestly, i don’t know if we’ll survive. 

you are all i ever want. 

we are barely hanging on. 

i do still want to, baby. 

it’s a certain kind of complicated. 

if i had you. 

all we need in this world is some love. 

there’s a thin line between the dark side and the light side. 

if i had you, that would be the only thing i’d ever need. 

money, fame and fortune never could compete. 

i got you stuck on my mind. 

it don’t mean a thing tonight. 

pick u up. 

we can’t be wrong. 

are you gonna play with me? 

all my life i’ve been waiting. 

can’t you see what i mean? 

you’re the one i want to know. 

i need someone to be my lover. 

fever. 

could you be mine? 

i’m sick of laying down alone. 

i wanna get you alone. 

i wanna get you alone, give you fever. 

you’re still my soul. 

nobody knows me. 

sleepwalker. 

i couldn’t walk away. 

it took me back to the end of everything. 

scream at the sky, but no sound is leaving my lips. 

it’s like i can’t even feel. 

i can’t even feel after the way you touched me. 

i’m not asleep but i’m not awake after the way you loved me. 

let me out of this dream. 

everywhere that i go i see another memory. 

i feel so lost and lonely. 

you’re everything that i want, but you don’t want me. 

aftermath. 

have you lost your way? 

have you lost your way, living in the shadows of the messes that you made? 

everything inside your circle starts to overflow. 

take a step before you leap. 

you’ll get back what you give away. 

don’t look back on yesterday. 

wanna scream out, no more hiding. 

don’t be afraid of what’s inside. 

you’ll be alright. 

you’ll be alright, in the aftermath. 

anytime anybody pulls you down, anytime anybody says you’re not allowed, just remember you are not alone. 

before you break you have to shed your armour. 

tell a stranger that they’re beautiful so all you feel is love. 

broken open. 

broken pieces break into me. 

so imperfectly what you should be. 

i don’t want you to go. 

don’t wanna see you back out in the cold. 

don’t run away. 

find me. 

i know the battles of chasing the shadows of who you wanna be. 

go on and shatter, i’m all you need. 

lay here, it’s safe here. 

i’ll let you be broken open. 

hide here, confide here so we can be broken open. 

time for miracles. 

it’s late at night and i can’t sleep. 

missing you just runs too deep. 

i can’t breathe, thinking of your smile. 

every kiss i can’t forget. 

this aching heart ain’t broken yet. 

i wish i could make you see. 

i know this flame isn’t dying. 

nothing can stop me from trying. 

baby you know that maybe it’s time for miracles. 

maybe it’s time for miracles. 

i ain’t giving up on love. 

i ain’t giving up on us. 

i just wanna be with you. 

living is so hard to do when all i know is trapped inside your eyes.

                                 SHE’S A BRAT.

                                                   BUT A WILD ONE .     

   INDIE FALLOUT 4 ORIGINAL CHARACTER | WRITTEN BY SAILOR | 18+  

touch meme . send one to do to my muse .

001.   grab their hand .

002.   kiss their cheek .

003.   give massage .

004.   kiss hand .

005.   high five .

006.   cuddle .

007.   cry on . 

008.   shoulder hug .

009.   bear hug .

010.   kiss them .

011.   pinkie promise .

012.   piggy back ride . 

013.  give them food . 

014.   from behind hug . 

“  i thought you were gone.  for good. ”

“  you left and—  i thought you weren’t coming back.  ”

“  i miss you.  i know i’m not supposed to,  but.  i just had to see you.  ”  

“  please don’t scare me like that again.  i can take a lot of things,  but not losing you.  ”

“  i can’t even take the very thought of you getting hurt.  ”

“  you could’ve gotten yourself killed! you could’ve— fuck!  you scared the shit outta me.  ” 

“  yes.  i am telling you what to do.  i’m telling you not to pull something like that again because—  ‘cause fucking hell.  i care about you.  okay? ”  

“  i found myself driving home and then.  well i was on my way here.  ‘cause i guess…you’re still my home.  ” 

“  please,  tell me why you’re upset.  tell me who did this?  ”

“  you don’t have to come over here and take care of me you know.  i can clean up my own messes.  ”

“  don’t talk.  just get the fuck over here and hold me.  ”

“  loving you is like having my heart just out in the world.  outside of my body walking around.  every time i see you hurting,  it kills me.  ”

“  i made you cry.  and i hate myself for that.  i swore i wouldn’t be one of the people who left you hurting.  ”

“  you really hurt me this time.  but i want to let go of that.  i really do want to forgive you i’m just scared you’ll hurt me again.  ”

“  i know you’re mad at me right now,  but i’m the one who’s here.  let me be here.  let me help.  you can be angry later.  ”

“  i’m here now.  i know i wasn’t before.  but i should’ve been.  and i’m not going anywhere.  i’m not gonna let that happen again.  ”

“  it’s time to come home now.  ”

“  that’s enough.  you’ve got your revenge.  let’s go.  ”

“  i know you’re hurting.  and i can’t fix that.  but i can refuse to let you hurt alone.  ”

“  i’m never letting go of you.  i missed you so fucking much.  ”

“  look at me,  you’re safe.  and you’re not alone.  and i’ll never let you be alone again.  you understand?  ”

“  i broke my promise to you once.  i’ll never do it again.  ”

“  i don’t need you to go white knighting and fix all this.  i just want you here.  with me.  that will make me feel better.  ”

“  just stay still and let me hold you.  ”

“  you don’t have to hide your tears.  let it out.  then we’ll move on,  together.  ”

“  i just.  needed to talk to you ‘cause.  somehow you always know what to say.  ”

“  don’t bury your feelings.  sadness.  hurt.  rage.  feel it.  acknowledge it so you can decide what you want to do with it.  not what it will do to you.  ”

“  i miss your smile.  and not that sad one you try to fool everyone with.  the real one.  the one you used to show me.  ”

“  come here.  i’m taking care of you tonight.  and you’re gonna let me.  ”  

1) our muses reunite after sender thought receiver was dead. 

2) our muses reunite after receiver thought sender was dead. 

3) sender shows up at receiver’s house drunk after they’ve broken up. 

4) receiver shows up at sender’s house drunk after they’ve broken up. 

5) our muses are on bad terms but reunite after one of them nearly dies. 

6) sender finds receiver crying and approaches,  clearing the tears with their hands while demanding to know what happened. 

7) receiver finds sender crying and approaches,  clearing the tears with their hands while demanding to know what happened. 

8) our muses haven’t been speaking,  but sender rushes to take care of receiver after they’ve been injured or fell ill. 

9) our muses haven’t been speaking,  but receiver rushes to take care of sender after they’ve been injured or fell ill. 

10) sender hurt receiver in some way,  which led to receiver doing something reckless and sender shows up to stop them/or deal with the aftermath. 

11) receiver hurt sender in some way,  which led to sender doing something reckless and receiver shows up to stop them/or deal with the aftermath.

12) our muses are in a fight,  but cuddle anyway because they don’t like sleeping alone. 

13) receiver wakes sender from a nightmare. 

14) sender wakes receiver from a nightmare. 

15) sender wakes up in the hospital and finds receiver at their side,  who is in the same clothes as the day they were admitted because they’ve refused to leave their side. 

16) receiver wakes up in the hospital and finds sender at their side,  who is in the same clothes as the day they were admitted because they’ve refused to leave their side. 

17) our muses are currently on the outs,  but receiver goes through something traumatic and sender pushes past their friends to get to them.