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i love a good joke

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wow just got roasted

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stay safe because I like being alive at the same time as you

YOUR NIGHTLY REMINDER THAT ALL TUMMYS ARE NICE TUMMYS AND ALL THIGHS ARE NICE THIGHS AND ALL BOOTYS ARE NICE BOOTYS AND YOU ARE NOT TOO BIG OR TOO LITTLE, YOU ARE EXACTLY WHERE YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO BE AND YOU DESERVE TO LOVE YOURSELF

DO YOU LIKE TO PLAY CASTELVANIA BRO

i see this post every day. every fucking day i see this really buff guy in his stupid fucking gas mask with his shirt off saying DO YOU LIKE TO PLAY CASTLEVANIA BRO and i dont fucking understand. why is he saying that. why am i strangely attracted to him. why ado i see him every day. is this going to last the rest of my life. am i going to be trapped in buff guy castlevania hell for the rest of my disgusting life. im so tired of seeing this muscular man asking me if i like to play castlevania. when will this nightmare end.

@thebutterbahn what you saying

I just fucking screamed lmao

what if i told you that it isn’t a woman’s responsibility to keep a man from cheating on her?