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“Emails sent by three of FC Kansas City’s owners, Chris Likens and his sons, Brad and Greg Likens, included sexually suggestive pictures of female soccer players and refer to “riding” them like horses, a former employee at Nations Holdings, another company owned by the Likens, has revealed to Excelle Sports.

FC Kansas City have not responded to a call or email seeking comment.

In the March 26, 2013 email sent by Chris Likens, he includes photos of several international players from more suggestive photoshoots, then says “I am coaching myself” in reference to these players. He rates these women by “hotness” and says they all want to “play on Chris’s new team.” None of these players were ever signed by FCKC.

In the January 4 email, Chris Likens implies that he has soccer players living in his barn and writes “I ride everything every chance I get.”

While these emails date back to 2013, another anonymous source close to the team describes interactions with the Likens as “creepy” as late as the end of the 2015 season.

🌏✨🔮🌙💎🌈🦄⚡️ “Everyone who terrifies you is sixty-five percent water.

And everyone you love is made of stardust, and I know sometimes

you cannot even breathe deeply, and

the night sky is no home, and

you have cried yourself to sleep enough times

that you are done to your last two percent, but

nothing is infinite,

not even loss.

You are made of the sea and the stars, and one day

Steven Universe if it were in a minor key.