More Habit Than Hobby

they should invent a body that feels normal to be inside of

sitting here. unkissed. when will it end

“can’t believe women fought to work!! i don’t wanna work!!” women have Been Working they fought to get Paid you know that right ?

When youre completely naked in the ocean then youll get it

reading a good interesting book after a horrible reading slump and suddenly you can feel the sun shining again and the sky is more beautiful than ever and birds are all singing songs to you

Not enough people talking about how well broccoli holds a sauce

did you seriously just let it linger

dude i had to

Me reading a recipe that in no way requires crispy chili oil: the crispy chili oil is implied

In improv class we had to come up with a kinda neutral statement for someone to respond to and one of the guys said to me “hey did you hear they’ve stopped making socks?” and I just lost it. That shit is so funny. Why would they just stop making socks. I wanna explore that world.

do you have the courage to write a terrible first draft?