hidden sanity

It’s Scotland’s rebellion against British reign.

It’s a movie.

I've gathered that much but what is the plot?

Watching Braveheart makes me feel like a little bitch.

What the hell is that?

Normally I wouldn’t say anything. I’m not one to complain. But it’s been bugging me for a while now. You can’t just text your ex on Valentines day saying you loved them. But when they reply and say they can’t bring themselves to feel the same you say you were trying to change them anyways. If you loved that person, you don’t try to change them. 

You shouldn't have to change yourself for the sake of a guy. I wouldn't ask that of you, so you shouldn't let someone else.

Hi, I’m Jake and I literally feel like I’ve watched every single cat video there is to watch on YouTube and now I don’t know what to do with my life.

I'm not sure if I should check your sanity or question why I haven't watched said videos myself.

Alright, listen up people. This box of cookies right here? Mine. I have my name written in big ass letters across the box. R-O-X-A-N-N-E. If I find out that a single cookie is gone, I’m fighting all of you. Just a heads up.

Did you push him out of the way?

"Seriously? I’m gone for a total of what 10 hours, and somehow something is fucked up? Damn it. Just…Fix it. Now?" Addie groaned shoving her phone into her pocket, turning around to someone standing behind her. "Hi…?" 

'Sup.

So this is my apology For saying all those shitty things I wish I didn’t really mean I’m sorry I’m not sorry

I am back, and ready to fuck shit up more than ever. But before that I was told my baby brother was here. Point me in his direction?

Wrong room, my bad. I apologize. 

Could you tell me where the nearest food place is? I’m starving and I honestly don’t even care what the place is at this point.

 I think I passed a Subway about a mile down the road? I'm not sure.

"I swear to god I just saw the nurse that stitched me up after I fell off stage at my concert at the house of blues 8 months ago and I hit on her.Wow if that’s her it’s a small world."

Oh yeah that makes sense.

I have literally spent the last few days curled up as a burrito watching the Hunger Games movies… and I’m not even sorry.

I have yet to see Mockingjay.