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I came in here to be alone. Could you please, maybe leave?

Oh, shit- Sorry. 'M leaving.

"Aww, why'd you stop? Keep going; you're almost to my favorite part."

I am cold.

I would offer you to come cuddle with me under my blankets, but I don't have the slightest clue who you are.

"I’m really convinced that someone turned on the air conditioner in here, I’m freezing."

"Okay, so it wasn't just me. Fuck, I've been meaning to turn down the air conditioner for the past hour, but it's too cold to move from under the blankets."

Don’t I always?

I'll be there in five minutes to cuddle your ass off.

"So this is different. I don’t know anyone around here. I’m Holden."

"Nice to meetcha, Holden; 'm Roxy."

I haven’t left my room all day, I’ve been in mourning and blasting Sleeping with Sirens, and Pierce the Veil since I couldn’t be at Self Help today. I’ll go back to crying, and playing music so loud my head continues to hurt.

Do you need someone, Lukey?

"I’ve been singing along to musicals all day, jesus christ. I miss the theater."

"Did you used to be involved in theater?"

"Well good too know. I’m Wesley."

"I'm Roxanne - though, I guess you kind of figured that out. People normally call me Roxy."

Every single last one of us or all of us that look alike?

Everyone. I will fight all of you guys, and I will find the cookie corporate if it's the last thing I do.

How rude, that one hit home. Done with you mate. I’ll find cookies elsewhere. 

Noo, come back; I didn't mean it.

Why can’t you share them, that’s rude. 

Because they were given to me by a very cute Girl Scout dressed like a cookie, and I will eat every single one of these knowing that I made her very happy.

I totally understand that, and I won’t touch them. Especially because this big box has E-M-I-L-Y on it.

And what's in the big box, if you don't mind me asking?

Guess so; it's one less person on my hit list.

Are they even good cookies? I only steal the good ones.

Nope; they're horrible, trust me. I'm only eating them to save the rest of you guys from having to eat these terrible excuses of a cookie.

I'll be sure to stay clear away. Churros don't appeal to me very much, so you don't have to worry about me stealing those.