HONEY BEE!

You’re not… Then what are you? 

I'd say a sophisticated boy? 

The glasses don’t make you look more like a man, just like a more sophisticated boy.

I'm not really a man, so I guess you're right there. I need them too see though, sadly. 

So I met this guy in LA, and I’m not saying that I screwed him… but I did. Anyway, since then he’s been facebooking me all the time and I think he’s flirting but I don’t know and I don’t know how to flirt back if he is! And I’m totally freaking out, can you tell?

I'd say flirt back, since you guys have already hooked up.

"Do you think frogs croak in different accents according to their decent? It’s thoughts like these that keep me up at night."

That's weird. I've never really thought of anything like that before.

It wasn't me, so I can't say I'm sorry.

Once you start dating someone its like, impossible to insult them. “Suck my dick” Okay. “bite me” Hell yeah, “Kiss my ass” sure. “Fuck you” Well if you insist. 

I mean, if you go with the name callings it could get shitty. But that's true.

I'm guessing not here?

I don’t think I have ever had one of those days, to be honest.

Lucky you.

You spelt amazing wrong Dylan. 

Oh, of course.  Those are days where coffee is your best friend.

Yes, coffee can be a wonder sometimes.

This speaks to me on a spiritual level; except it’s usually every day, not just a specific one.

Oh, I see. I feel you on that.

Stop working so hard maybe you wouldn’t feel that way.

It's difficult to not work hard, with my job. 

I think I’ll spend the rest of my day watching Powerpuff Girls and sleeping. I have a pretty great life.

The Powerpuff girls are amazing. 

I feel like I should say something interesting, but all I can think about is pizza.

That's 100 percent okay, because I love pizza.