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take your carriage very slowly by your rival’s home, that she might see your latest hat

Eat your heart Catherine, you toad-eating hag.

Elizabeth, you must surely be aware that I am unable to view the roads from my apartments due to the vastness of my estate…

Oh, please do forgive my mistake, Catherine, I had only assumed you could see from that ostentatiously high pedestal atop of which you have placed yourself

These things are so friggin smart.

wouldn’t it be lit if physical beauty wasn’t the primary determinant of female worth? like idk I think it would just be fun lol

the only reason Pokemon Centers look so extravagant despite being a non-profit organization is bc of their implementation of Poke-Marts into their facilities. don’t let Ms. Joy fool you, she still gets her coins like the raging capitalist she is

take a Tapu Cocoa sip babes

But how do you explain this on earlier generations when PokéMarts and PokéCenters were two separated things?

don’t let Ms. Joy fool you. Pokemon Centers have only stayed open due to donations she receives from the 1% of the Pokemon world while benefitting from free labor from humans and Pokemon alike. and once she acquired enough funds she surely did flip the script on all of us. now catch the Roserade tea on that hunty

But Nurse Joy is just a nurse. The real enemies are the Silph Co. and the Devon Corporation. They completely monopolize pokéball design and production. Small businesses like Kurt’s Apricorns are completely unable to compete with these huge corporations. Even the Pokétch Company struggles to keep up with these two giants. Wake up and smell the sweet scent, henny….

oop the moomoo milk is SCALDING dawling

womanhood is having no clue what you actually look like because you look different everytime you look in the mirror depends on your mood

Always need good news stories

Just some positivity, because we could all use some more of this in our lives.

One day we’ll all look back at the shaggy meme and think what the fuck kind of drugs were we on. It will be in history books.

if you like danny devito…….and getting caught in the rain……..

No offence but Pokemon has been nothing but a positive force in my life and I will love Pokemon forever