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@natashacanwieldmjolnir
Intro Post :>
Ao3: https://archiveofourown.org/users/AlternateSlug313/works
17yrs
Canadian
She/her, sapphic, ace
AuDHD
Special Interest: Marvel movies :3
Hyperfixation: Natasha Romanoff
Marvel Kinlist: Kate Bishop, Yelena Belova, Wanda Maximoff, Peter Parker, Kamala Khan, Mantis
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Clint: *wearing all black, including a veil*
Steve: ā¦um
Clint: Whatās up?
Steve: Whyā¦ what are you wearing?
Clint: Iām grieving. My best friend died two days ago
Steve: *looking from Clint to Natasha* Um.
Natasha: We had a big fight about whether to put the milk or the cereal first. It ended with him shouting āYOUāRE DEAD TO ME!ā and heās beenā¦ like this ever since
Steve: ā¦I seeā¦
Clint: Who are you talking to?
Steve: a ghost?
Natasha: Donāt encourage him. Alright, Clint, this is getting ridiculous
Clint: *heavy sigh* Sometimes I think I can still hear her voiceā¦
Natasha: I guess I have to find a new best friend. Maybe Tony-
Clint: *ditching the veil* WHAT!? NO! TONY??? *hugs her really tight* YOUāRE MY BEST FRIEND, NOT TONYāS!!!
Natasha: Yayyy..!
Marvel really said āHELL YEAH!!! POWER OF FRIENDSHIP!!!ā āPLATONIC RELATIONSHIPS TRUMPING ROMANTIC LOVE!!!ā āDEEP MALE-FEMALE FRIENDSHIP WITH NO SEXUAL TENSION!!!ā āSOULMATES DONāT HAVE TO BE ROMANTIC!!!ā āTHEIR PLATONIC LOVE FOR EACH OTHER IS JUST AS STRONG (OR STRONGER) AS ROMANTIC LOVE!!!ā āAMAZING!!!ā āNOW LETS CHUCK ONE OF THEM OFF A CLIFF!!!ā
@six-story-lightbulb
šš yeah-
they just want us friendship appreciators to suffer :(
Yesss though I really am starting to ship them in a QPR. Theyāre definitely platonic but *gestures with floppy hands as my eyes tear up* but but but itās MORE than that tooā¦! The care and commitment they have for each other really goes beyond most friendships, and they have had moments of physical intimacy which are usually associated with romantic relationships.
Marvel really said āHELL YEAH!!! POWER OF FRIENDSHIP!!!ā āPLATONIC RELATIONSHIPS TRUMPING ROMANTIC LOVE!!!ā āDEEP MALE-FEMALE FRIENDSHIP WITH NO SEXUAL TENSION!!!ā āSOULMATES DONāT HAVE TO BE ROMANTIC!!!ā āTHEIR PLATONIC LOVE FOR EACH OTHER IS JUST AS STRONG (OR STRONGER) AS ROMANTIC LOVE!!!ā āAMAZING!!!ā āNOW LETS CHUCK ONE OF THEM OFF A CLIFF!!!ā
@six-story-lightbulb
Guys should I write a fic where Clint and Natasha are in a QPR?
Edit: ok guys imma do it i have such a good idea, its angsty but wholesome and EEEEEGH MY LOVES
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queerplatonic clintasha pls
always assume everything i write, unless stated otherwise, takes place in a world where everything happened yet miraculously no one died. itās like the marvel characters at disney parks. everything happened but if you mention anyoneās deaths, the mouse takes you out back and youāre never heard of again
actually you know what iām going to be delusional and decide this is the superior timeline aka the theme parks timeline. bc nat and yelena can be wandering around at the same time. oh look thereās kate! and spiderman! and cap! everyone is alive and happy <3
AND THEYāRE ALL FRIENDS, CIVIL WAR DIDNāT HAPPENš¤š¤š¤
GUYS SOMEONE PLEASE
Imagine you're Peter Parker at your local swimming pool and suddenly Yelena, who wanted a pool day with the New Avengers, walks up to you and says: "Hello Spider-Man, I recognise your belly button."
This is Natasha. And this is Tony.
- both were part of the original six Avengers
- both did evil for a number of years
- both dedicated their lives to redeeming themselves
- both saved the world several times
- one went behind his teammates backs and created an AI which nearly destroyed the world
- one stayed kind and supported all of her friends even through big disagreements
- one abandoned his friends when they were at their lowest
- one worked her ass off for five years to piece everything back together
- both sacrificed themselves to save the world
One was a rich white American man. The other was an estranged slavic woman.
Guess which one got a long on-screen funeral?
ā¦and guess which one got a grave stone in a post credits scene?
Guess which one got an entire movie with a core theme of grieving him, plus multiple other mentions across other movies and series?
ā¦and guess who got a few mentions in a spinoff show, and had her only other mention removed from the final cut?
@blueofmariahillseyes @reveuse-athalia @natashas-version @tangayriineee @rogue8055
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Stop I just realised the parallels with natasha and yelena trying to find love for these enhanced white boys.
Like nat trying to set steve up in CATWS and then yelena constantly inquiring into peter's love life in BND
Can you imagine natasha and yelena co-hosting a dating show???? I think they would eat that up
I would watch the EVERLOVING HELL outta that show!!!!!
NEED NEED NEED NEED NEED!!!!!!
It is such an interesting parallel because itās done quite similarly. Played off as humor, but is also quite deep
Iā¦ I justā¦ *forlorn sigh* love herā¦. š„ŗš„ŗš„ŗ
i want some Natasha.... Gimme some Natasha... š„ŗš„ŗš„ŗš„ŗ
Ok hereās sad sandwich Nat
Yay! I have the same picture of her
Ok you have sad Nat but what about Nat who is justā¦ pissy and tired š„ŗ
Okie, but what about poser Nat? š„ŗš„ŗ
Shhhh, donāt call her that, it hurts her feelings š
How bout Nat doing hot girl shit? (Dissociating, staring into her own soul after crying in the bathroom)
Okay, what about Natasha 'i can't sit in a chair properly' romanoff š
Sheās just like me fr šš
How about Natasha settling the debate on who the best cap is?
We all know it's her
How about Nat being a cute lil shit
Awww, yesss
Cute lil shit Nat š„ŗ
Yay!!!
Cute lil shit Nat š„ŗ
What about š„ŗ Nat
@blueofmariahillseyes do u have any Nats for us? š„ŗš
What about.... beefy nat š«
Oh dats a bootiful Nat
How about pew pew Nat š„ŗ
@natashacanwieldmjolnir
How about sopping wet cat Nat
How about adorable smiling Nat?
Cozy hoodie Nattt
How about angry girlfriend nat :)
How about laying down Nat? š
@natashacanwieldmjolnir
Awww yesss, laying down Nat ššš„ŗššš
Soā¦ cozyā¦!
@reveuse-athalia
YOU BITCH (Iām joking I swear Ilysm)
Pilot Nat is angy with you now
@blueofmariahillseyes
Well baby nat will threaten to shoot you š¤·āāļø
@natashas-version
How about focused Nat with pew pews?
@natashacanwieldmjolnir
How about poser Nat ver. 2?
@reveuse-athalia
how about mommy Natasha
@blueofmariahillseyes
How about sassy nat
@natashas-version
@natashas-version
How about smug Nat?
@natashacanwieldmjolnir
Silly Nat :P
@blueofmariahillseyes
Seeing herself be abused Nat :)
@natashas-version
How about drinking Nat??
@natashacanwieldmjolnir
GETTIN INTO ULTRONāS PANTS NAT.
@natashas-version
How about gazing back at you Nat?
@natashacanwieldmjolnir
4th wall break Nat
How about stealing everyone's clothes Nat?
I think she saw a spooder
How about smirking Nat?
AGH I LOVE THAT NAT.
Angy 4th wall break Nat
YESSS
How about Natalie "imma steal your wife, stark" Rushman
Wow that really does look like thatās whatās happening ššš
How about Natasha āGET YOUR SAD GAY BOY AWAY FROM MEā Romanoff
OH MY GODDDDD
How about "the press is pissing me off" Nat
Ugh let me bend her over that desk right in the middle of court-
Mamaā¦! A Natasha behind you!
I need to make out with her like right now
She's the reason my mom knows I'm not straight
I watched Iron Man 2 for the first time with my mom and Iām genuinely baffled she still thinks Iām straight
Addieeee........
I googled which one you live in ššš
You bitch-
THIS IS DISRESPECT AT ITS FINEST
I an your bitch š
ACTUALLY, THIS IS LOVE AT ITS FINEST, DARLING š
Fuck you, that was mean
IT IS NOT, AT LEAST I DONT LIVE IN THE LAND OF CRISPS AND CHIPS AND CANDY FUCKING FLOSS
Ugh
Yeah you can fuck me š
OK THE CRISPS AND CHIPS I GET. BUT CANDY FLOSSS?????????? HOW TF IS CANDY FLOSS BRITISH???? ITS AMERICAN?????
Love ya <3
OKAY WAIT, I MEANT FAIRY FLOSS. FAIRY FLOSS IS WHAT Y'ALL BRITS HAVE.
Love you too, you weenie š
Ok snobby French people playing hockey is SPOT ON though-
Petition to bring back the citrus scale for fanfics
I feel like the PiV/PiA/PiO part could just be adjusted to "penetrative" to handle digits or toys in sapphic scenarios.
Yeah fs, I didnāt make the chart I just found it
Blackhill + Clint
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Iā¦ I justā¦ *forlorn sigh* love herā¦. š„ŗš„ŗš„ŗ
i want some Natasha.... Gimme some Natasha... š„ŗš„ŗš„ŗš„ŗ
Ok hereās sad sandwich Nat
Yay! I have the same picture of her
Ok you have sad Nat but what about Nat who is justā¦ pissy and tired š„ŗ
Okie, but what about poser Nat? š„ŗš„ŗ
Shhhh, donāt call her that, it hurts her feelings š
How bout Nat doing hot girl shit? (Dissociating, staring into her own soul after crying in the bathroom)
Okay, what about Natasha 'i can't sit in a chair properly' romanoff š
Sheās just like me fr šš
How about Natasha settling the debate on who the best cap is?
We all know it's her
How about Nat being a cute lil shit
Awww, yesss
Cute lil shit Nat š„ŗ
Yay!!!
Cute lil shit Nat š„ŗ
What about š„ŗ Nat
@blueofmariahillseyes do u have any Nats for us? š„ŗš
What about.... beefy nat š«
Oh dats a bootiful Nat
How about pew pew Nat š„ŗ
@natashacanwieldmjolnir
How about sopping wet cat Nat
How about adorable smiling Nat?
Cozy hoodie Nattt
How about angry girlfriend nat :)
How about laying down Nat? š
@natashacanwieldmjolnir
Awww yesss, laying down Nat ššš„ŗššš
Soā¦ cozyā¦!
@reveuse-athalia
YOU BITCH (Iām joking I swear Ilysm)
Pilot Nat is angy with you now
@blueofmariahillseyes
Well baby nat will threaten to shoot you š¤·āāļø
@natashas-version
How about focused Nat with pew pews?
@natashacanwieldmjolnir
How about poser Nat ver. 2?
@reveuse-athalia
how about mommy Natasha
@blueofmariahillseyes
How about sassy nat
@natashas-version
@natashas-version
How about smug Nat?
@natashacanwieldmjolnir
Silly Nat :P
@blueofmariahillseyes
Seeing herself be abused Nat :)
@natashas-version
How about drinking Nat??
@natashacanwieldmjolnir
GETTIN INTO ULTRONāS PANTS NAT.
@natashas-version
How about gazing back at you Nat?
@natashacanwieldmjolnir
4th wall break Nat
How about stealing everyone's clothes Nat?
I think she saw a spooder
How about smirking Nat?
AGH I LOVE THAT NAT.
Angy 4th wall break Nat
YESSS
How about Natalie "imma steal your wife, stark" Rushman
Wow that really does look like thatās whatās happening ššš
How about Natasha āGET YOUR SAD GAY BOY AWAY FROM MEā Romanoff
OH MY GODDDDD
How about "the press is pissing me off" Nat
Ugh let me bend her over that desk right in the middle of court-
Mamaā¦! A Natasha behind you!
Denise strikes again
OH MY GOD, I WAS GIGGLING AT 12 PM-
Wow, you go to sleep at 12pm. W E A K.
š
Guys I never wrote a Denise fanfic. Should I still do that?
