13h
*strapped to a chair, staring at a screen*
Me: uhhh... white shirt
*I flail in my restraints as electric shocks race through my body*
Intercom: the oversized beige cowboy snoopy shirt was optimal for this outfit. next.
*screen changes*
Me: uhh... ummm... baseball cap
Intercom: which one?
Me: uhhh... Plain black one
*I'm zapped again, longer this time*
Intercom: the denim snoopy baseball cap was optimal for this outfit. Remember, three times in a row and you will fail the test. next.
*screen changes*
Me: *squinting through the sweat dripping into my eyes* D-dress shirt with a little snoopy over the pocket?
Intercom: good. The embroidered snoopy dress shirt shows you mean business but in a fun, approachable way. Next.
