𝐏𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐠: Jermajesty x influencer!reader
𝐒𝐮𝐦𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐲: You try to film a TikTok, but your clingy bf jermajesty keeps annoying you and crashing your video.
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You set up your ring light at your vanity, angling it just right. Your phone was propped against the mirror, balanced between a candle and your perfume bottles. In the background, your favorite playlist was playing low from a speaker.
Pressing record, you sat down in your vanity chair and smoothed down your hair.
“Alright y'all, welcome back to another get ready with me,” you said, smiling at the front camera as you pumped some oil onto your palms. “Today we’re doing full glam because I actually have plans tonight and your girl needs to look put together. Step one is skincare, obviously, so we’re starting with moisturizer…”
You didn’t even get the top cap back on the jar before the bathroom door clicked open.
Coming upstairs to see what you were up to, Jermajesty walked in wearing a black tee and gray sweatpants hanging low on his hips, his hair completely messy from a nap.
“Baby, what are you doing?” he asked, his voice deep, raspy, and thick with sleep as he walked up behind your chair.
You tried to stay focused for the camera, dabbing the cream onto your cheeks. “Filming a video. Go away.”
He didn’t go away. Obviously.
Instead, he stepped right into your space, leaning over the back of your chair to wrap his arms around your shoulders, pulling you back against his chest. He rested his chin heavily on the top of your head, staring directly into the lens.
“Y’all, she really thinks she’s slick trying to do these videos without me,” he said to the camera, flashing that annoying, smirk. His breath tickled your hair. “Watch this.”
“Jermajesty, stop—” You tried to nudge him off, but he didn’t budge. He just tightened his hold, resting his hands over yours while you sat at the vanity.
“Damn, you smell good,” he muttered, shifting to bury his face in the crook of your neck, pressing a warm kiss right under your ear. “What is that? That vanilla stuff?”
You felt your face heat up instantly, The camera was absolutely catching it all. “It’s just my primer, now move. I need to actually do my base.”
He reached around you, his long fingers scanning the vanity table before snatching up your concealer wand before you could stop him. “Let me help. I got it.”
“You don’t even know what that is, stop touching stuff” you laughed, reaching up to grab it back.
He easily held it way above your head, out of reach from where you were sitting, looking down at you with a challenged smirk. “I watch you do this literally every other day. I’m basically a professional.”
Before you could protest, he leaned over your shoulder and dabbed three massive streaks of concealer straight onto your forehead like war paint, followed by a giant dot on your chin.
“Jermajesty!” You swatted at his hand, half-laughing and half-serious. He just ducked away, laughing, and the two of you tussled over the wand while you were trapped in your chair and the video kept rolling.
He eventually let you snatch it back, but he refused to leave. He stayed draped over the back of your chair, his hands resting heavily on your shoulders. Every time you raised your beauty blender to your face, he’d lean down and steal a quick kiss on your shoulder, your neck, or the side of your jaw.
“You are being so annoying right now” you muttered, looking at the camera. his reflection in the vanity mirror. But your eyes were crinkling at the corners because you were smiling too hard.
“Yeah, but you love it,” he shot back. He reached over your shoulder again, grabbed your setting powder from the desk, and shook a massive cloud of it onto the puff. Before you could duck, he booped it right onto the tip of your nose, leaving a giant white circle. “There. Flawless.”
You finally spun around in your vanity chair, facing him completely, your noses almost touching.
“I will literally Delete this whole video,” you whispered.
“You won’t,” he murmured, his eyes dropping to your lips. He leaned down and kissed you properly this time, his hands sliding up to cup your jaw. It wasn't just a quick cheek kiss; it was slow, deep, and distracting enough to make you completely forget that a phone was recording two feet away.
When you finally pulled back just enough to breathe, you gave his chest a weak shove. “You’re the actual worst.”
“Mm-hmm. Love you too, beautiful.”
He ended up hijacking the entire rest of the tutorial—stealing your lip gloss, making ridiculous faces in the background, and “helping” with your mascara by gently holding your chin and staring way too intensely into your eyes while telling you not to blink.
By the time you hit post later (after editing out the most chaotic parts… or maybe not), the comments were already flooding in:
user94829: the way he just completely INVADES her personal space lmaooo he said "this our tiktok" 😭
kaia.l: Not the concealer war paint 💀 he was so confident too LMFAO
dylan_fields: Jermajesty is NOT letting her film in peace ever again lmfao he saw that ring light and said it's showtime
user019384: wtf they are so cute
mya.p: the fact that he stayed for the mascara part without poking her eye out is a miracle😭
destiny.j: and she really thought she was gonna get a normal video out today lmao bless her heart
layla.k: not people in the comments calling him jerdada ..💀 i mean they aren’t wrong though he is fine asf
Itzliyah: okay but can we talk about how beautiful she is bare faced😩
oliviaa.w: this just made me realize how single I am omg🥲
You glanced over at him sprawled on the bed, smirking at his phone as he watched the video for the tenth time.
“See?” he said, proud as hell. “Told you they’d like it”
You rolled your eyes and crawling laying down next to him “You’re still annoying asf.”
“Mhm. You love it though."" he mumbles, tossing his phone aside and pulling you into his side.
"Yeah, yeah," you say, but you still smile as you get comfortable against his chest. "Whatever helps you sleep at night."
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