A pretty face doesn’t mean a pretty heart

“ahhh cannibalism is bad ahhh no!” god forbid women do anything.

Gay as hell to have a lab partner. What are you experimenting with? Your sexuality?

@withspaces

Help the evil scientist who strapped me to the dissection table is definitely fruity and frustratingly attractive

ur not evil babe ur experiencing a human emotion

having fangs may not be a ‘‘‘necessary’’’ or ‘‘‘wise’’’ addition to my physiology but it would be very, very sexy and therefore i think i deserve them regardless,

aren’t you tired of not being seen?

my science experiments are soo ethical. u can trust me bc i wear glasses btw

my science experiments are soo ethical. u can trust me bc i wear glasses btw

*taps spoon against a beaker of glowing purple goo* I’d like to make an announcement regarding my latest fucked up research! the good news is i’ve made significant progress. the bad news is my lab has exploded for the second time this week

doing evil experimence. in my elaboratory

oh to be an 1800’s gentleman practicing questionably unethical science whose experiments drive you to madness as your lover grows more concerned each passing day

@lovecatcher

you will see me and i will burn so brilliant that i am visible from space.