Is this where the title goes?

The screens show you prophecies

i wish i never made this post ill never get my dash back

Yes

It’s a tradition to bring this back, I’ve got it schedule for like the next eight years to post this on the first and last day of October

ive been coming back to this post and on the verge of tears every time

my parents made 25 years of marriage go down the drain

TONIGHT

TONIGHT

Tonight!!!

TONIGHT

T O N I G H T !

everybody reblog this with an everyday thing that would fucking kill a founding father. don’t question it just do it

You know, of all the online artists I follow, you weren’t who I was expecting to be gifted Trash Can Excaliber but also congratulations and I hope you have fun wielding it.

Lady of the Lake Bath Bomb

I’m sorry, but the confusion of why your bathroom doesn’t have a door far outweighs any feelings of horror this might evoke.

can’t afford door.. the horror here is the realities of life

So what fuck was your wife knocking on

this dick

It’s not even 4 words???

Why Wayne got socks in the jacuzzi

those are his hooves you bitch

This post changed us fundamentally

So weird to see a post this old and no one is deactivated