All children in the world are born deserving a big oversized lollypop and a pinwheel hat

caseoh reference

Hey man, it's the bank. I gotta charge you $500 cause I really want it.

Couldn't imagine loving an english person. "Blimey that's a wedding ring, 'innit" - like come on, get it together

Let me have this. Look at the state of my country. Let me have this.

You don’t have mental health issues man you just have something UNEXPLAINED about you that is WRONG

My autistic hyperfixation is water. I sometimes like to have a cup every now and then.

my culture is not your costume

3/4s of the way through a delicious meal and feeling pretty full. well im so close to finished i might as well keep eating. surely this decision will not harm me in any way

i forget we're allowed to stop eating when we're full

What a breath of fresh fucking air

it's usually morally correct to make fun of the usa but whenever i hear british people do it it feels kinda tone deaf. idk if we have the high ground here guys. its like your mom making fun of your mental illness like ma'am where do you think i got it from.

being a first generation american in all of this is so... like hey i literally just got here and it is pure coincidence that i happened to be born here. i have literally no stake in this. why am i catching strays.

this is cool, I like your sounds

Thank you, small fish

crossover 🔥🔥

Sure AI might poison the lands around us, raise our energy costs, steal all of our art and intellectual property without asking or repercussion, exploit workforces in poor countries, give execs reasons to fire you, and ultimately widen the wealth gap, but at least we'll have a little guy on our phone telling us things a google search could have already told us!