Precious Time

Congratulations to Emma Stone for winning the Oscar for Best Actress in a Leading Role for ‘La La Land’

so offense but italians are boring I’ve been to naple and not only is it filthy the pizza is just flatbread with tomato puree and a couple dollops of cheese and a basil leaf so that’s that on that

Italy looks EXTREMELY dirty. If Black people lived there it would be referred to as a “ghetto”.

This is unintentionally hilarious in so many ways, but I would especially like to point out that, by the way, the word ‘ghetto’ originated from Italy. Like pizza.

Did you know that you’re from the city of Naple? @tombliboos

I read the notes just for fun and really, LMAO 1) “Italians put mayo on pizza” ??????? as someone else said, maybe 12 yo (but they’re 12 yo and they also like to make strange conoctions out of Coke+Fanta+ketchup and then drink that shit) 2) “If black people lived there” LMAO I thought tumblr considered italians as pocs? LMAO 3) “Flatbread” “tomato puree” “dollops of cheese” LMAO pt.2 However, I won’t say anything about Naples being filthy because I imagine that they visited the city during the whole waste management crisis that lasted well into 2010, so… Just one thing: as a neapolitan, bacon on pizza doesn’t sound that blasphemous, as long as the pizza is made by someone who knows how to make it and has actual taste in combining the ingredients (pls don’t hit me)