[Image descriptions in order: a series of images that look like a slideshow. The first one is bright red with large white text which says âIf I so much as catch a WHISPER that people are trying to monetize FanFiction on AO3â.
At the bottom, there is small text which says âA non-selective plan for dealing with the resurgence of blatant Fic Commissions on AO3, inspired by the campus Tik-Tokâ.]
[The rest of the images are white with black text, which have a title followed by a bullet point list. They say:
If I see Blatant Commissions:
(Capitalized) I will report you
(Capitalized) I will report your ass
(Capitalized) I literally will not give it a second thought, i will just smash that report button
(Capitalized) I didnât survive the transition from LJ, and the purge of ff.net just to see people make ao3âs job even harder than it has to be
On the right side of the slide, there is a PNG of a red button.]
(Capitalized) I know, I know
Itâs technically the same - itâs just different
On the right is the meme of Ben Affleck looking tired, smoking a cigarette out of a window with a bottle of alcohol beside him]
Copyright law violation = slippery slope to getting sued by OCâs
Free Fanfic is made safe by the âFair Useâ clause â which says that itâs okay to transform copyrighted property because no money is being made off of it
When you charge/commission â you lose your ONE defence]
Fic writers got sued in the not too distant past
Some of them were sued very successfully and made to pay reparations along with their cease and desist orders
The name âAnne Riceâ still gives old fic writers flashbacks
Historically Fic writers have been reminded, viciously, about whose sandpit we play in and on what terms (Not Ours)]
[(Toggle case) but I never said I own the characters
There are several screenshots of disclaimers that authors put on their works, which say:
Crowley, The Book of the Law, 57. Disclaimer: I donât own anything here, except the writing. No profit is intended except the sheer joy I get out of constructing this story.
JK Rowling owns Harry Potter. Fasa games owns Earthdawn.
Disclaimer: Everything belongs to J.K. Rowling and I make absolutely no money with this FF.
Disclaimer: Aragorn is mine! Allllll mine, my precious yessssâŚ.. (Just kidding, he belongs to Tolkien, whoâs probably spinning in his grave at this very momentâŚ)
All characters belong to George Lucas and Lucasfilm Ltd., yadda, yadda, yaddaâŚ
Disclaimer: The raven belongs to E.A. Poe. Iâm just borrowing the hateful creature for a little bit, okay?
Authorâs Notes: Sherlock Holmes and all related characters are original creations of the genius of Sir Arthur Conan Doyle. Original characters (meaning mine) will be noted. This fic takes place somewhere between A Scandal in Bohemia and Holmesâs retirement. Please R/R.
Disclaimer: The dear boys belong to Victor Hugo, may he rest in peace and not be disturbed by whatever I do with (or to) them. The first names of Marcelin, Francois, and Etienne were Manon Goutalâs brilliant idea. Alexandre and Laurent were mine. Claudette Prouvaire, Claude to her friends, is entirely a creation of my own mind (be afraid: oP). Iâm not making money off this, nor do I want to. I have nothing. Have mercy on me. Archivists: Feel free to post this on your site, just let me know
Disclaimer: I do not own the characters and/or plotlines and/or dialogue of Jane Austenâs Pride and Prejudice nor Henry Fieldingâs Tom Jones. Duh.
Disclaimer: The Vampire Diaries does not belong to me. New characters, are mine.
â All the usual disclaimers apply â I own nothing â just borrowing these guys for a while â
Learn your history, itâs only in the last few years that we havenât had to put disclaimers on EVERYTHING because AO3 protects us]
[but, but, I didnât know I canât chargeâŚ
(capitalized) read the terms of service
(Sub bulletted list): âYou agree not to make available any unsolicited or unauthorized advertising (defined as solicitations for direct or indirect commercial advantageâ [AO3 TOS Section I, D]
âPromotion of commercial products or activities is not allowed.â [AO3 TOS, Section IV, B]
âUnsolicited commercial activity is not permitted on the Archive.â [AO3 TOS, Section IV B]
(capitalized) itâs literally in the terms of service use your eyeballs
Below is clip art of cartoon eyes that are wide open.]
[(Capitalized) In conclusion
(Capitalized) donât fucking charge for fic
(Capitalized) donât put on ao3 that youâre charging for fic
(Capitalized) donât link your ko-fi, patreon, paypal, on ao3
(Capitalized) just donât fucking do it