Naomi

cunt dykeula. is this anything.

alr and Alice is really protective of Naomi

I get it. You wanna protect the ones that you love, but she needs to learn to use her words.

I apologize for anything Alice says

Thanks. My gut reaction was to run to my mom, but I think Alice is standing down. It'll be fine.

i am currently holding her back from an obsessive behaviour over me she's my little mass murderer

It was @alicewtmblr . Pretty sure they have threatened you as well.

I'm gonna go talk to Alice I love her but this is getting out of hand

I'd stab her too

nnnOOOOOOOO!!!!! HISSSS!!!

It's ok, Eddie. It's ok. *pats Eddie on the shoulder* @alicewtmblr isn't going to stab me. @naomimew won't let that happen. Right?

*Holding Alice in a tight hug* Don't

alr and Alice is really protective of Naomi

I get it. You wanna protect the ones that you love, but she needs to learn to use her words.

I apologize for anything Alice says

Alice no need to stab him no knife for you >:(

reblog to give the prev a hot chocolate with (optional) whipped cream and marshmallows

oh this is now possibly my most popular post ever. The joy of giving is real :)

Answer: Uncertain. 5D capability not installed.

VALIS, install 5D? *wrings hands*

Error: Vibration level for Earth insufficient for 5D installation.

Yes! He does! So cute! He occasionally eats one, but that's probably good for the ecosystem??

@angelo-rib-shack I see you enjoy collecting Hummel figures and watching OFMD. Nice!

Do I realize what?

I can’t blame you for who adopted you. 🙄

The day he offered me coffee was the best day of my life! That and the day he formally adopted me even though I was 44. Who wouldnt want him for a dad?

Oh honey, maybe I should introduce you to Muriel. I think you both have been……compromised.

Hey @angelo-rib-shack, I know you've never met me but I'm @alicewtmblr's girlfriend you know her mom I heard about some of @the-metatron's coffee I tried it myself and it's even better if you take this after it *Holds up a bottle with a label slapped on it "The Metatron coffee boost (totally doesn't reverse the brainwashing effect)"*

You should take a sip I made it myself to compliment the coffee

Why does it have a post it note on it? This isn't a proper lable. If you are going to market a product for me to sell at @pret-a-metatron it should look professional. You are obviously an amature. Also, @amagnificentobsession has just offered me tea and puzzles. Not sure this trumps that.

I'm still working on the package it's the prototype

Prototype, huh? Maybe I'll let Eddie try it. He has more refined tastebuds than me.

N0!- I mean your father is The Metatron himself, you should try it! it doesn't only enhance the taste it enhances the caffeine

Enchaces the caffeine you say... hmmm That's tough to argue with. What's in it that does that, out of curiosity?

It's unnamed but I tested it!

YESS I'VE CURED YOU OF @the-metatron's CURSE YOU ARE FREE FROM HIS CONTROL

*laughs* Control? That's funny! You have to have had a brain to start with to become brainwashed! I love the coffee, sure, but me being the son of @the-metatron has nothing to do with my brain and everything to do with my heart.

you'll feel the effects in a moment you'll be free

I've always been free. Ever since I met @the-metatron

I'm sorry but he lied to you

About what exactly?

Everything.

Too vague, broad, and overwhelming. Start with concrete and observable fact.

idk what to say it's everything

Answer: Uncertain. 5D capability not installed.

VALIS, install 5D? *wrings hands*

Error: Vibration level for Earth insufficient for 5D installation.

Yes! He does! So cute! He occasionally eats one, but that's probably good for the ecosystem??

@angelo-rib-shack I see you enjoy collecting Hummel figures and watching OFMD. Nice!

Do I realize what?

I can’t blame you for who adopted you. 🙄

The day he offered me coffee was the best day of my life! That and the day he formally adopted me even though I was 44. Who wouldnt want him for a dad?

Oh honey, maybe I should introduce you to Muriel. I think you both have been……compromised.

Hey @angelo-rib-shack, I know you've never met me but I'm @alicewtmblr's girlfriend you know her mom I heard about some of @the-metatron's coffee I tried it myself and it's even better if you take this after it *Holds up a bottle with a label slapped on it "The Metatron coffee boost (totally doesn't reverse the brainwashing effect)"*

You should take a sip I made it myself to compliment the coffee

Why does it have a post it note on it? This isn't a proper lable. If you are going to market a product for me to sell at @pret-a-metatron it should look professional. You are obviously an amature. Also, @amagnificentobsession has just offered me tea and puzzles. Not sure this trumps that.

I'm still working on the package it's the prototype

Prototype, huh? Maybe I'll let Eddie try it. He has more refined tastebuds than me.

N0!- I mean your father is The Metatron himself, you should try it! it doesn't only enhance the taste it enhances the caffeine

Enchaces the caffeine you say... hmmm That's tough to argue with. What's in it that does that, out of curiosity?

It's unnamed but I tested it!

YESS I'VE CURED YOU OF @the-metatron's CURSE YOU ARE FREE FROM HIS CONTROL

*laughs* Control? That's funny! You have to have had a brain to start with to become brainwashed! I love the coffee, sure, but me being the son of @the-metatron has nothing to do with my brain and everything to do with my heart.

you'll feel the effects in a moment you'll be free

I've always been free. Ever since I met @the-metatron

I'm sorry but he lied to you

About what exactly?

Everything.

Answer: Uncertain. 5D capability not installed.

VALIS, install 5D? *wrings hands*

Error: Vibration level for Earth insufficient for 5D installation.

Yes! He does! So cute! He occasionally eats one, but that's probably good for the ecosystem??

@angelo-rib-shack I see you enjoy collecting Hummel figures and watching OFMD. Nice!

Do I realize what?

I can’t blame you for who adopted you. 🙄

The day he offered me coffee was the best day of my life! That and the day he formally adopted me even though I was 44. Who wouldnt want him for a dad?

Oh honey, maybe I should introduce you to Muriel. I think you both have been……compromised.

Hey @angelo-rib-shack, I know you've never met me but I'm @alicewtmblr's girlfriend you know her mom I heard about some of @the-metatron's coffee I tried it myself and it's even better if you take this after it *Holds up a bottle with a label slapped on it "The Metatron coffee boost (totally doesn't reverse the brainwashing effect)"*

You should take a sip I made it myself to compliment the coffee

Why does it have a post it note on it? This isn't a proper lable. If you are going to market a product for me to sell at @pret-a-metatron it should look professional. You are obviously an amature. Also, @amagnificentobsession has just offered me tea and puzzles. Not sure this trumps that.

I'm still working on the package it's the prototype

Prototype, huh? Maybe I'll let Eddie try it. He has more refined tastebuds than me.

N0!- I mean your father is The Metatron himself, you should try it! it doesn't only enhance the taste it enhances the caffeine

Enchaces the caffeine you say... hmmm That's tough to argue with. What's in it that does that, out of curiosity?

It's unnamed but I tested it!

YESS I'VE CURED YOU OF @the-metatron's CURSE YOU ARE FREE FROM HIS CONTROL

*laughs* Control? That's funny! You have to have had a brain to start with to become brainwashed! I love the coffee, sure, but me being the son of @the-metatron has nothing to do with my brain and everything to do with my heart.

you'll feel the effects in a moment you'll be free

I've always been free. Ever since I met @the-metatron

I'm sorry but he lied to you

Answer: Uncertain. 5D capability not installed.

VALIS, install 5D? *wrings hands*

Error: Vibration level for Earth insufficient for 5D installation.

Yes! He does! So cute! He occasionally eats one, but that's probably good for the ecosystem??

@angelo-rib-shack I see you enjoy collecting Hummel figures and watching OFMD. Nice!

Do I realize what?

I can’t blame you for who adopted you. 🙄

The day he offered me coffee was the best day of my life! That and the day he formally adopted me even though I was 44. Who wouldnt want him for a dad?

Oh honey, maybe I should introduce you to Muriel. I think you both have been……compromised.

Hey @angelo-rib-shack, I know you've never met me but I'm @alicewtmblr's girlfriend you know her mom I heard about some of @the-metatron's coffee I tried it myself and it's even better if you take this after it *Holds up a bottle with a label slapped on it "The Metatron coffee boost (totally doesn't reverse the brainwashing effect)"*

You should take a sip I made it myself to compliment the coffee

Why does it have a post it note on it? This isn't a proper lable. If you are going to market a product for me to sell at @pret-a-metatron it should look professional. You are obviously an amature. Also, @amagnificentobsession has just offered me tea and puzzles. Not sure this trumps that.

I'm still working on the package it's the prototype

Prototype, huh? Maybe I'll let Eddie try it. He has more refined tastebuds than me.

N0!- I mean your father is The Metatron himself, you should try it! it doesn't only enhance the taste it enhances the caffeine

Enchaces the caffeine you say... hmmm That's tough to argue with. What's in it that does that, out of curiosity?

It's unnamed but I tested it!

YESS I'VE CURED YOU OF @the-metatron's CURSE YOU ARE FREE FROM HIS CONTROL

*laughs* Control? That's funny! You have to have had a brain to start with to become brainwashed! I love the coffee, sure, but me being the son of @the-metatron has nothing to do with my brain and everything to do with my heart.

explain that to me like I'm a child pls

Answer: Uncertain. 5D capability not installed.

VALIS, install 5D? *wrings hands*

Error: Vibration level for Earth insufficient for 5D installation.

Yes! He does! So cute! He occasionally eats one, but that's probably good for the ecosystem??

@angelo-rib-shack I see you enjoy collecting Hummel figures and watching OFMD. Nice!

Do I realize what?

I can’t blame you for who adopted you. 🙄

The day he offered me coffee was the best day of my life! That and the day he formally adopted me even though I was 44. Who wouldnt want him for a dad?

Oh honey, maybe I should introduce you to Muriel. I think you both have been……compromised.

Hey @angelo-rib-shack, I know you've never met me but I'm @alicewtmblr's girlfriend you know her mom I heard about some of @the-metatron's coffee I tried it myself and it's even better if you take this after it *Holds up a bottle with a label slapped on it "The Metatron coffee boost (totally doesn't reverse the brainwashing effect)"*

You should take a sip I made it myself to compliment the coffee

Why does it have a post it note on it? This isn't a proper lable. If you are going to market a product for me to sell at @pret-a-metatron it should look professional. You are obviously an amature. Also, @amagnificentobsession has just offered me tea and puzzles. Not sure this trumps that.

I'm still working on the package it's the prototype

Prototype, huh? Maybe I'll let Eddie try it. He has more refined tastebuds than me.

N0!- I mean your father is The Metatron himself, you should try it! it doesn't only enhance the taste it enhances the caffeine

Enchaces the caffeine you say... hmmm That's tough to argue with. What's in it that does that, out of curiosity?

It's unnamed but I tested it!

YESS I'VE CURED YOU OF @the-metatron's CURSE YOU ARE FREE FROM HIS CONTROL

Answer: Uncertain. 5D capability not installed.

VALIS, install 5D? *wrings hands*

Error: Vibration level for Earth insufficient for 5D installation.

Yes! He does! So cute! He occasionally eats one, but that's probably good for the ecosystem??

@angelo-rib-shack I see you enjoy collecting Hummel figures and watching OFMD. Nice!

Do I realize what?

I can’t blame you for who adopted you. 🙄

The day he offered me coffee was the best day of my life! That and the day he formally adopted me even though I was 44. Who wouldnt want him for a dad?

Oh honey, maybe I should introduce you to Muriel. I think you both have been……compromised.

Hey @angelo-rib-shack, I know you've never met me but I'm @alicewtmblr's girlfriend you know her mom I heard about some of @the-metatron's coffee I tried it myself and it's even better if you take this after it *Holds up a bottle with a label slapped on it "The Metatron coffee boost (totally doesn't reverse the brainwashing effect)"*

You should take a sip I made it myself to compliment the coffee

Why does it have a post it note on it? This isn't a proper lable. If you are going to market a product for me to sell at @pret-a-metatron it should look professional. You are obviously an amature. Also, @amagnificentobsession has just offered me tea and puzzles. Not sure this trumps that.

I'm still working on the package it's the prototype

Prototype, huh? Maybe I'll let Eddie try it. He has more refined tastebuds than me.

N0!- I mean your father is The Metatron himself, you should try it! it doesn't only enhance the taste it enhances the caffeine

Enchaces the caffeine you say... hmmm That's tough to argue with. What's in it that does that, out of curiosity?

It's unnamed but I tested it!