a peck of pomegranates

no “carrd.” you learn things about me based on what you can piece together from the vague details of my life I disclose in rare moments of vulnerability

that chef in The Menu must have had the most fucked up little rat controlling him

summoning a demon to do your bidding but they are just so cartoonishly dogshit at the task you give them that the contract never gets fulfilled and now theyre just kinda living in your house

I bet raising your arm and summoning a weapon for you to grasp feels good as fuck

The zipper merge requires a level of cooperation and goodwill that the citizens of this great country have never once displayed

yesterday i had a nice southern teenager call me "ma'am" and then look at me and go, in a well-meaning tone, "uhhhh, if you go by ma'am. sorry if not." and i had to be like yeah man ma'am is fine. appreciate you being inclusive though. i could almost see the little warning pop up in his UI-- hold up! people with blue hair often have pronouns. are you sure you want to address this individual with a gendered term?

It seems like we're just feeding characters to Miss Piggy at this point

i do wonder how mamdani would have solved a problem like the green goblin