i feel like everyone ethinks im stupid because i am gong to home make my own croutons, i feel like you all think im afucking idiot.

no one should be killed for it but i hate this homework

ngl but i love when girls get so high they forget how to do their girl voice

Reblog only if u hate deadly gases

*guy who hasn't eaten lunch voice* been really into the idea of picking a direction and running as fast as I can in a straight line until I collapse and die

interesting that all the little protozoa that swim around my field of vision seem to go into hiding whenever i eat a meal. starting to think they might be afraid of grains and/or brassicas. will be investigating this further

babygirl i am going to chop these vegetables so roughly. does the diversity of shapes on display in these pieces of onion make you want me