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Chapters: 5/13 Fandom: What We Do in the Shadows (TV) Rating: Explicit Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Guillermo de la Cruz/Nandor the Relentless Characters: Nandor the Relentless (What We Do in the Shadows TV), Guillermo de la Cruz, Nadja (What We Do in the Shadows TV), Laszlo Cravensworth, Colin Robinson, Assorted Vampiric Council Additional Tags: where to begin, Meditations on Mortality, parental death and illness, so much unnecessary backstory, Body Horror, Blood Drinking, nandor being oblivious, Not Actually Unrequited Love, Not Actually Unrequited Lust, body issues, this is actually going to be a fun time don’t let the tags scare you, Eventual Happy Ending, Character Study, Non-Linear Narrative, First Kiss, First Time, Slow Burn, Vampire Violence, let’s make pretentious angst out of a comedy for fun, Tags May Change Summary:

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