nana

I’m so emotional about dinosaur stuffed animals,,, there are these creatures, extinct long before any of us were alive, but we found their bones and their eggs and their footprints. And we made drawings and models of what they could’ve looked like. And we made them into stuffed animals so we could hold them. We made them soft so we could love them. I’m sobbing

aye can i get uh………ingredients on my burger

beetroot?

you want beetroot?

you want fucking beet root?

ingredience

percy trying to sass and intimidate the literal mother of monsters with “hey lady you better back off or we, the deadly trio of camp halfblood, will send you packing like we did with all your other babies 😤🙄” is very funny because we know he’s scared shitless and all of five feet tall with a truly unpredictable voice crack but that won’t stop him from trashtalking his opponents and ykw? i respect that.