ain’t no cat inside

There are two dragons inside of you. One hoards knowledge and the other hoards trinkets. They’re both very excited when you bring them to a museum

u know i feel like something that would help w a lot of shipping discourse would be remembering that not everyone in fandom spaces is here to do textual analysis & people sometimes (often) ship characters solely because it's sexy

like ur absolutely welcome to be critical of smutty fanworks (you can be critical of whatever you want go nuts) but occasionally i'll see people like 'why would you ship these two characters romantically don't you see that their relationship being platonic is important to the underlying themes of the work' and be like oh yeah for sure, you're absolutely right about the Themes and stuff, however, i also think it would be hot if they fucked. i contain multitudes.

well i'm haunted by WOMAN-made horrors beyond my comprehension. #feminism

maybe they would be within your comprehension if you listened to women more..

you're right. i'm sorry women

Training oneself to be comfortable with mild discomfort is a highly under-rated skill in this day and age

Bard: You gotta walk in rooms like the gods sent you. Paladin: As a punishment.

his babygirl tendencies have bewitched me body and soul

imagine being the first ancient person to realize that the ocean and their tears taste the same. imagine realizing that your sorrow and the waves share a taste. i wouldve gone crazy

At all the people in the notes saying: “Unless it’s this” and “Certain types of shippers need to die” this is fucking targeted at you.

it’s body “horror” to YOU. to me it is delightful. romance