Naminaye

The invention of knocking is pretty much punching someone’s house until they talk to you

There are two kinds of people. Those who think, “I don’t want anyone to suffer like I did.” And those who think, “I suffered; why shouldn’t they?”

Does Pavlov have an urge to feed a dog when he hears a bell?

‘but how are my kids supposed to sing along to moana if it’s in another language?’ the same way i sang along to lion king brenda tell your bitch ass kids to up their fucking game

that adhd feel when every show you watch has replay value because you find new things every time to enjoy

Being a millennial is like inheriting a burning house only to be told it’s our fault we can’t handle the heat.

A single piece of corn is technically a unicorn.