I'll Give You The Stars

Geralt's a fake ass homosexual if I had Joey Batey trailing after me for 20 years singing ballads about how amazing I was and tenderly stitching up my wounds after I got my ass kicked and gently washing my hair and was so devoted to me that everyone called him my bard I would've fucked him so hard that his vertebrae would be shooting out of his mouth like a pez dispenser but maybe that's just me.

kinda feel like Ilya letting “Shane” slip out during the tuna melt sex scene was a result of Ilya letting himself moan Shane’s name during his jacking off seshs and he had gotten a little too comfortable letting it slip out whereas when Shane says Ilya’s name back it’s because it had never occurred to him he could say just Ilya’s name out loud so he tries it out and then it felt so good he spooked himself like a horse

I like to fuck around and waste time for at least ~6-10 hours per day, and let me tell you, that really puts some pressure on your schedule. you have no idea how busy I am

i think every religious holiday should also be an official national holiday where you don’t have to work or go to school or anything and i also think in order to be respectful and inclusive we count the holidays of any religious group that has over like ten people. with the power of friendship and a shared google docs spreadsheet we could make sure no one goes to work ever again

I still don't know my purpose on this planet but I do love reading fanfiction.

Insane how much even a bearable full time job just sucks.