demigod fucker

Reddit users have recently discovered an unusual translation from Google Translate. Typing dog several times and translating from Yoruba to English, then slowly decreasing the amount of times dog is typed, ultimately provides a sinister doomsday message. This method used to work for the Hawaiian translation as well, but that has since been fixed. While creepy, it’s most likely that this is a glitch from Google’s learning algorithm, and will also be fixed eventually.

“someday i’m going to have the life i’ve always dreamed of and i won’t let self doubt stop me”

let’s talk about moonpie’s twitter

Ohhh my God

willam: santa is my sugar daddy and also he’s literally eating my ass RIGHT now ! support my patreon for naked strippers

Her name is Ashlee Marie Preston ✊🏾 👑

it’s a giant tic tac box filled with tiny tic tac boxes