BUCKLE UP, TEDDY.

we hate you john green

My name is not important. What is important is what I’m going to do… I just fuckin’ hate this world. And the human worms feasting on its carcass. My whole life is just cold, bitter hatred. And I always wanted to die violently. This is the time of vengeance and no life is worth saving. And I will put in the grave as many as I can. It’s time for me to kill. And it’s time for me to die. My genocide crusade begins here.

hey johny my bro relax

date of origin: 2015

it smells like upiwanttofuckyou in here

what’s upiwanttofuckyou

its a pretty particular smell that comes from young cactus flowers. it helps me go to sleep sometimes tbh

Cool. Wannna have sex?

yes

JRPGs be like “yggdrasil, the world tree”

this is lies magician’s red is my friend

@queenelizabethwilldieinsixmonths hey do you mind making it happen sooner or is that too much to ask?

The redacted word is love

should've kept it redacted

Shut the Fuck up

Who Give A Fuck