hiatus

there are hemmorhoids.. that hole needs ointment

do u ever feel like ur pulling an academic icarus flying too close to your deadlines on wings of deeply flawed time management

duolinguo owl in 2027: “translate ‘the child eats 98 apples’ to Java”

Straight man writing a song about love: oh…. I . love uh.. Your eyes…. And uh… My bed is so empty without you… Yeah… Uh… Please come back

Oh. I miss the. … Smell of your breasts *guitar solo*

People’s reactions when a woman says she isn’t interested in a man that is interested in her are absolutely terrifying and disgusting. They honestly think the man’s right to have her is more important than her lack of interest. Like, because he is interested in her he deserves to have exactly what he wants and she is supposed to just ignore her lack of connection and put her feelings aside and cave to his desires. ‘Give him a chance’ and ‘you might grow to like him’ and every other excuse in the book is just a dressed up version of ‘he wants you and your opinion and feelings don’t matter at all because your life is secondary to his’