unapologetic with you;

No, we’re not. We’re going to Auntie’s and spending the Holiday’s there. We don’t owe him shit. Let him eat by his damn self. You are what you eat. Ayyeee. NANA WHY?!?!!? 

Christmas, were spending Christmas there-- Thanksgiving I can’t leave the damn country. And it’s not him, it’s the wife, all her damn family. THAT’S WHAT YOU GET FOR CALLING HIM AN IDIOT, BYE.

It’ always a fucking blast! So, yeah, you’re not wrong there. No. I’m not going and neither are you. Don’t call me names. It hurts my little feelings. I would assume you’d know daaammnnn. Okay, thanks~

I’m going, that means you are too. It’s the holidays, we can at least play nice. Whatever, pussy. Well most of the time when we’re together his clothes are off so~~~~~

Hey, I get it okay. I won’t make a big deal about it. As long as you have a good time that’s all that matters to me. You’re right. Man, what I would do for some home cooking lemme tell you. Yeah yeah yeah. Excuses excuses. I’m making shirts. Whats his size?

We;ll be home, is it never not a good time? But on the opposite of that, Dad wants us at Thanksgiving this year.... I’ll go if you go. See, total tatass-- calm with that. I dont fucking know, large?

Nah, I’m good. My face is my money maker and if you ruin that I will go broke and you’ll have to support me forever. Yeah, you’re right. Why not D: Gonan be jealous that everyone will be talking about how I bagged a great one and all you have is some wannabe cop. Jokes. You’re right. Just me and you. Unless I do something with her, but I guess we’ll see. Still don’t get why she can’t come.Auntie will love her! You act like I pay attention. Did you invite him? Pretty sure he can’t go if you don’t want him there Thems the rules 

What a busted money maker~ Because it’s the only time we have with mom and her family and I don’t like other people being there that don’t know shit. Even if I like Lia, these trips are important to me. Auntie loves everyone, so that doesn’t count. I didn’t, not yet-- I’ve been busy, you know preparing to graduate. 

I was just asking a question, damn. Bite my throat off why don’t you. You like me all the time. Shut the hell up.But yeah, I do miss Auntie. She gave the best fucking hugs I stg. Who says I’m not chill all the time? Don’t you try to come for me, baby nana. I will not be having any of that. Maybe I’ll just bring her home with us.~ Make it a big fucking party . That Jake guy? From state farm. Or is it John? Jax maybe 

And I answered your question, if you’d like me to by your throat off I’ll gladly do as such. See, what I mean, but hey-- she’s your girl and she loves you so keep doing whatever it is you’re doing. Gross, no, do not bring your girlfriend home for Christmas, no. Let’s stick to it just being us that go home, or if you decide to spend it with her family-- that’s fine too. Well for one, his name is Jax and two, I don’t know.... probably, knowing him. 

Wait, do you want me to go or not? Yeah, I know. You haven’t shut up about it which is kinda adorable because you’re such a little shit when it comes to everything else on this earth. Shut the fuck up. I don’t overthink  You were the one who ragged me about moving in together anyways! And like now I feel like she thinks I’m upset or something which I’m not. This is stupid. I quit. Goodbye cruel world. You calm? Lies. That Agent idiot won’t be joining us for graduation?

That doesn’t matter, you’re an adult and can choose where the hell you wanna go for what holiday. But regardless, I’m going home-- yeah well it’s the one time I get to be around family that I actually like besides you, sometimes. Yea, yeah you do. I didn’t rag, I gave my honest opinion that I thought it’s soon, but it’s not my relationship so it shouldn’t matter. Maybe if you didn’t act like everything was so chill, and actually talk to her without being a sarcastic jackass, she’d be able to see. I don’t know who Agent Idiot is, so.

I don’t know what we’re doing for the holidays. Like, what? I’ve spent all my holidays with your crazy ass. Besides, I don’t wanna assume she wants to spend them with me. Is that stupid? Fuck. Anyways, it is literally my job so calm your ass down. I’ll take that as a no?

So should I not be hoping you’re coming home for Christmas or? Because I’ve been planning on going since we left last year. Considering all you do is spend time together and have talked about moving in together??? Yes, that’s stupid because you’re stupid and overthink things. I don’t need to be calmed down when I’m perfectly calm. Take what as a no?