got games on ur phone?

I just feel like no horror movie can ever come close to being as scary as about being queued up in a really long queue for half an hour and then having to sh*t so bad outta nowhere when you’re so close to the front and about to get served

Just another day of being a silly little guy for me tbh

What’s the point of winter if no one’s gonna crochet me a sweater btw

I think the biggest achievement of mine to date is picking the name for some of my besties new cat

One thing about me is I will be within an arms length of a chocolate fondue if there is one at the establishment

Fort Minor was right bro. It’s 50% honk 50% shuu 100% reason to go take a nap