The Local Burden

This is the best execution of the stupidest concept I’ve seen

this storm trooper is stupid thicc

I relate to this on an emotional level.

And Robert E. Lee’s decedents are also calling for the statue to come down

Cree Summer has played three different characters on the last three episodes of Rise of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

Damn you’re right

Facts

Heteronormativity in action.

Ramona don’t have time for your bisexual erasure

On some real shit, I do not fuck with people who ride those boat things at the carnival. People who get on those do not give a fuck about life, they don’t care about you, ya mama or your kids. They literally have nothing to lose. You don’t care about life so there’s no need for me to fight you because you’re not going to give a damn about my face. 

12? I got on this bitch when I was 21 and had my head in my ex’s shoulder the ENTIRE time. Screaming like a bih too. Nope. Never again. I was praying to the gravity gods the entire time.

?????? All it does is swing back and forth???? I don’t understand the concern??????

centrifugal force keeps you in your seat.

Centrifugal force isn’t keeping me from crying tho

why is this so funny

I can’t pick up a phone bc my hands are covered in cinnamon sugar. I could never commit a crime at or after work bc I leave a trail of cinnamon sugar behind me like a ghost leaving ectoplasm. everyone would know

reblog if you think sign language should be taught as a language in schools.

If you are ever in doubt about how to send the Nazis back underground, ask an older punk. They’ll tell you it starts with a “Nazis fuck off” and ends with a big stompy boot to the face.

@mondaimandy