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pictured: masculine and feminine shepard overlaid with the words "if aliens came to earth i think the first thing they'd do would be kinkshame every single person on the earth"

pictured: garrus overlaid with the words "poor mourning techniques, denial"

pictured: feminine and masculine shepard overlaid with the words "the real secret to immortality? not dying. you want to be immortal? okay. ease. just don't die. that's it. refuse to die. there you go" "'but how' you may ask. just don't do it. refuse to. say no thanks"

pictured: shepard and garrus overlaid with the words "i am a forehead kiss hoe... give me all the forehead kisses in the world. come on. i'm ready."

pictured: feminine and masculine commander Shepard overlaid with the words "i like how space doesn't care about me. it's impossible to disappoint the sun"

pictured: feminine and masculine shepard overlaid with the words "migrated from one dumpster to another only this one is in space"

pictured: the council overlaid with the words "beep beep go the sheep sheep"

pictured: garrus vakarian overlaid with the words "subtle velociraptor angst"

the words "i long for the day when i can buy happiness" overlaid on top of the illusive man

masculine and feminine shepard overlaid with the words "once i gave one hundred percent and now i only have zero percent left, forever"

joker overlaid with the words "i'm extremely sensitive and my feelings are easily hurt. but in a very fuckable, cool way"