God Fucking, Damnit.

When I started actually reading the foundational Arthurian legends, I realized I did not hate the Guinevere and Lancelot romance, I actually love it. The problem is that modern retelling are afraid to have it be the toxic femdom BDSM freaky extremely sexual long term knight sidepiece thing it is supposed to be. He should be crawling on the ground for it and she should be kicking dirt on him.

Stephen King rightly gets a lot of shit for frequently having his characters think and speak in pop culture references that only make sense if you spent your formative years in 1970s Maine, but I feel like articulating that particular criticism on Tumblr is something of a glass-houses situation.

I am very normal about this man. Extremely normal. Absolutely unremarkable in my feelings towards him LOOK AT HIS PRECIOUS FACE

My friend really changed once she became a vegetarian 

its like ive never seen herbivore

i sighed so loud my mom asked me if i was okay and she’s two rooms away

wee snaw

wee snaw

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wee snaw

wee snaw

wee snaw

wee snaw

snaw wee

you fool. you absolute buffoon. you think you can challenge me in my own realm? you think you can rebel against my authority? you dare come into my house and upturn my dining chairs and spill coffee grounds in my Keurig? you thought you were safe in your chain mail armor behind that screen of yours. I will take these laminate wood floor boards and destroy you. I didn’t want war. but i didn’t start it.

I am making everyone remember normal goose

Doc Eggman in the palette of Hatsune Miku.

we're just normal men

Why the heck is this dude trying to confirm if the frog puppet is hetrosexual???

assessing the situation before he shoots his shot

Happy Pride to Kermit the Frog, questioning king

have you ever been reading a fic and been like “this one single character’s accent is wrong” like “he might say that but definitely not with those words”

my directionless ass will look at a place i've been 500 times before from a different angle and lose all sense of spatial awareness