pop it, lock it, polka dot it

happy april foold everyone did you know about………………… bofa

good news citizens! while i was at the beach, i successfully indoctrinated another gullible child into using LIBBY. my best friend LIBBY. the library app on your PHONE that gives you FREE EBOOKS AND AUDIOBOOKS with the tap of a finger! are you sick of incurring late fees? giving your hard earned money to jeff bezos? Libby has it for you.

some of you need to put down chat gpt and pick the magic 8ball back up

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i can't seem to find my baby

Challenge: Get To January Without Committing Suicide

it’s just like ozzy osbourne said. All aboard hahahahahaha

ⓘ Tip: while sewing, you can unlock scary sewing by losing your needle somewhere on your bed.

Uh hi. I had to jack off to goombas because I was white

RAM should cost $1 and every AI-peddling CEO should be fed to a large Beast