chunky on main

UNIT on main

this is a really bad post

me as a hotel receptionist: *greets guests by playing hotel california but cutting it off right before they say california*

you’re telling me walmart DOESN’T sell coffins

i go absolutely ape shit buck wild when people ask me if i want to run errands with them like Let’s Fucking Go. and my mind absolutely maxes out of dopamine when they ask if i wanna stop for coffee. and if someone took me to the park id go bonkers in funcking yonkers

i got so high last night that i started ghostwriting for a golden retriever apparently

British people be saying “I fink” and “me neifer”

im not bovered

ello yewchube

I’m 5’6

Cheers mate xx

i love the fact that there are two pictures of eyes that I now read as two different phrases without question

it’s free perishing 

my main goal

is to blow up

and then act like i don’t know nobody