very normal cat

Hi please call me Normal, Cat was my fathers name, anyway I do yandere stuff (not all the time) here’s a Masterlist of everything I've wrote

Also please Minors DNI I may be mostly sfw but I still don’t feel comfortable with it.

Merch store

kpop demon hunters

Alien couple

the entity

Farmer yan

Singer siren yan

Mob boss yan

Bratty angel

Fem vampire yan

Harpy yan

Werewolf yan

The bugs

Cashier yan

Tarantula yan

Doll streamer yan

Yan dogboy prompt

Also I kinda think it would be funny if there was an even bigger alien species that tries to get the yandere aliens as pets. I could see pet reader in the background saying “ see that’s how it feels!”. Just for curiosity sake how would the yans react to another bigger alien species that tries to keep them as pets? Sorry! I just find your world building so interesting and would love to learn more! I hope you have a great night!

I mean, yes and no.

It's kind of like finding a sad abandoned puppy on the side of the road, taking them home and caring for them only for that puppy to keep trying to run out the door for the first few months.

It's also not all humans. They don't just take them from Earth the humans have to be 'abandoned.'

Obviously, the reader does come around, and the aliens eventually chill out. But the reason the reader is so combative at the start is that the aliens never really explain what's happening. Garden just wants a human and doesn't know much about them. Melon knows a lot more and genuinely wants to learn but the reader is stubborn, and he thinks that if tried to explain anything now, they wouldn't listen, so he just vaguely threatens them (lovingly).

Of course, he gets back into it when he learns that humans sometimes use violence as a means of affection (biting)

If there were a bigger alien out there, I honestly don't know how they would react. Realistically, I imagine there would be only a very small population of them almost like something akin to a myth.

This really big alien would be a sort of boogeyman to other species "If you're bad, they'll steal you away from your bed and keep you in their collection."

In reality, they're probably just very solitary and only take aliens they think are cute. like yeah its not that much better.

Yandere aliens x reader [platonic]

haha yes, i also want to preface this by saying that garden would be the yandere early on and melon later on so its mostly just garden here. anyway let me know if you guys want more of them like this ( ꈍ◡ꈍ) 

they were humiliated, stripped of their title, their planet, their very humanity. And what did they do? Just smile and ask reader if they wanted a treat?

reader hated them for everything they did to them, the way they expected reader to accept being reduced to nothing but a pet. That wasn’t going to happen, reader wouldn’t let it happen.

-

reader had hid behind one their dresser, one of the few places the aliens hadn't found them yet. It had been...some time since it all started, but without any real sense of time, reader couldn’t tell how many days had actually passed.

"Where are they? I haven't seen them the whole day?!"

"Who cares if you want another one so badly? Maybe get one that's actually trained this time"

reader overheard the aliens arguing about them through the walls, and reader didn’t make a sound.

they hadn’t told the aliens their name, but the purple one insisted on calling them things, human, sweetheart, dear. Every word they spoke made reader want to tear their own ears off.

The soft beep of the door opening caught their attention, and they scooted back against the wall, making themselves as small as possible.

"Should have made them wear the heat suit…" one of the aliens muttered under their breath as they rummaged through the room.

And then came the silence. reader knew they hadn’t left yet, but not knowing exactly what they were doing was the scariest part.

"There you are…"

their head snapped upward, meeting the soft blue glow of the aliens eyes. Adrenaline pumped through readers veins as they scrambled across the floor, only to find their escape foiled by the door being closed.

readers arms were yanked above their head and pinned against the very door. “Let go of me!” reader screamed at the purple one, but they showed no emotion.

"You need to stop hiding from us," they said, voice trembling slightly. "Don’t you see this is better than anything you had on Earth? No one ever cared for you back there, why do you think they even sent you up here? To die just like the rest of them why can’t you understand that?"

Their grip on readers wrists tightened. "We love you. I love you. I think about you every moment you’re out of my sight. Every time you run, it hurts me more than you can imagine. So why do you keep trying to leave?" they begged reader

reader scoffed and spit on their chest, the alien looked down in shock before shifting their gaze back to them"You’re safest here with us, and even if you did find some sort of way…do you really think you’re going to escape? You don’t even know where you are, let alone how to pilot our ship."

"You have no idea what I'm capable of! And I'm not some pet goddamnit I'm and astronaut!" reader kick at them to little effect.

"Dear... the fact that you can’t understand your position is exactly why humans are considered pets, why you need us" they scoffed. "I’m trying to give you space human. Why do you keep making it so hard for us to take care of you…I might have to"

"You gonna hurt me?" reader smirked, glaring at them. "Wrap a collar on my neck, give me a shock once in a while, see how that works out for you"

They bit their lip, struggling to meet your gaze. Their grip loosened, then tightened again. "I’m not going to hurt you… We could never. You mean too much to us, both of us. I just want to keep you safe, even if you hate us for it."

"Then I wish you would..."

The door opened, and they began to drag Reader, kicking and screaming. "You're a coward you know that!? lie to yourself all you want I know you're dying to get rid of me!"

they threw reader into their 'room', it was more like a chuck e cheese play place, reader hit the door with their fist but it only hurt them "s-shit" they stutter slumping down on the floor

soft carnival like started to play from the built in speakers in the ceilings, there was no where to go, and they could keep reader here for however long they wanted…at least reader knew they weren't coming to get them, watching them on the other hand..reader could tell they were being watched.

They looked at their wrists with disgust, then at the pile of 'gifts' the aliens had given them.

Clothes, toys, food the reader would rather go hungry than accept any of it. The green one clearly hated them, and they didn't think the purple one was above putting shit inside it.

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Garden kicked the dresser, destroying its bottom half. "Why did you have to pick up a stray anyway? I heard what they said they think it's better out there than with 'you.' Let them go"

They paused, face completely still, which was unlike their butterfly like features. "They need us they just can't see it yet." They turned around swiftly. "And part of that reason is because 'you' keep threatening to send them out there! Can you just let me have this?!" They pointed an accusing finger at him.

"Because I'm being realistic, dear we found them floating in space. Everyone else was dead. What we should have done was brought them to a-" he paused at their angry expression. "What do you want me to say then?"

"Try to be nice, for me..."

He rolled his eyes. "I'm not going to like them, and they're not going to like us either"

"…well, you stayed with me, and you were far more difficult to work with than they are"

"I'm not a frightened animal." he turned away from them. "Oh, and by the way, your pet hasn't been eating anything you gave them, so if you want to keep them, I suggest you fix that"

Would Watermelon and Garden have bio/adopted kids?? If yes, how do you think reader would react? Ive been thinking about it for a while lowkey….

I've thought about this actually, and if they wanted to, yeah they can definitely have a bio kid, but I don't necessarily think that's what they want. I don't think they (especially Melon) want to bring another child into the universe?

Both have different reasons, of course.

Garden is scared they might not be able to show up enough for their kid, even though they really would, but a human is already conscious and would be able to understand why they have to work on the ship most days.

Melon... is different. I don't remember if I said anything about it, but I think he has a kinda rocky relationship with his family. He's scared that if they have a kid, that kid might see him the same way he sees his family, or maybe he really is what his family says he is, or he might turn into what he hates and blah blah (he worries to much)

however!-

let's say one night both get a little too into whatever they were doing and the next day there's an egg laying between them, well, now they have to take care of it

now depending when this takes place, reader will act differently. if they have the kid before reader joins them, then I think reader and their kid more of a "person you met in high school when you were a freshman and they were a senior, but like not in a creepy way, in more like a familial way, and you both get into trouble a lot"

Yandere fae x reader part 2

part one

Gah, your head felt so dizzy and heavy. When did you go to sleep? You couldn't remember truthfully, you couldn't remember much of anything at all, except the faint warmth that lingered on your head. The absence of their touch made you ache, letting out a soft whimper unconsciously.

You needed them needed their fingers playing with your hair, needed their voice to fill your head. Without it, you felt empty.

Blinking, you look around. The place felt vaguely familiar, however it felt more like you were looking at someone else's memory rather than your own vision. The ceiling was nothing more than tree leaves held up by a shelf carved into a tree. somehow, sunlight still peeked through. The bed itself was plush and soft but you weren't really paying attention to its details.

As if on cue, your dizziness turned into a pulsing migraine, pain behind your eyes and temples pulsed. You let out another whine it was like your body was instinctively seeking them out, desperate for them to return and make everything right again.

and like clockwork “Oh, honey,” they appeared with a coo, sitting at your side of the bed. Their fingers brush your cheek, and the pain immediately begins to fade. “Did you miss me already? Such a sensitive thing you are, but I don't mind," they purred.

You close your eyes and lean into their touch. Their hands were so warm and never seemed to leave you each circle their thumb made on your cheek made your head feel lighter, and you started to forget what made you worried in the first place.

“That’s it, honey your getting it” Their praise put a smile on your face. "oh i promise I won't let that happen again, ok, know why?"

"Why?…" you mumbled

They took out a gold plated collar with plush lining. "Because as long as you have this on, you'll remember how much I love you"

Your eyes widened a little at the sight of the collar, even though the fogginess of your head, some part of you recognizes what this meant.

They give you a smile that makes you flutter inside. “It’s beautiful, isn’t it?” They run their finger along the plush inner lining. “The inside is as soft as moss, and the gold, oh the gold is the colour of the sun, and all just for you.” they paused for a moment "and if you'd like..i could even engrave it with the name you so happily gave me"

You swallow hard at the thought of wearing it. You want to feel it around your neck because it means that even if they weren't there with you, you'd be able to feel them.

“May I?” They angled themselves so you were looking down at them, making it even more evident when they tilt your chin up slightly with their hand.

You nod slowly at their question.

They put the collar around your neck. The inside doesn't rub against your skin in an uncomfortable way, and the moment it clicks into place, a rush of relief floods you. Your head clears, and the unpleasant emptiness disappears.

All you can think about is how you are loved, you are wanted, you are theirs.

“There you go, sweetheart,” they hum, trailing their fingers under your chin. "Now, as long as you wear this, you’ll always remember how special you are to me.”

You melt into their hands, a smile appearing on your face, and you giggle. "Now tell me, what would you like to do? I'm not a monster, you know i wont just keep you cooped up in here" They tilt their head to the side.

"I don't…hm" you try to think of something, but nothing comes to mind. And that upset you. you wanted to give them an answer, but you couldn't think of anything you 'wanted' to do.

"How about we go for a walk then? You like those, don't you? We can go for as long as you want and when you get tired, I'll carry you back home." They planted a kiss on your neck, only for it to then get hidden by the loose collar.

"I do like walking, yeah..."

Yandere giant x reader

[I tried to give reader a 'songbird' with no voice vibe, but idk how it comes off…]

You never really liked camping. Even as a kid, the idea of sleeping outside made you feel uneasy and exposed. Still, travelling across the country on a tight budget meant you had to cut corners somewhere.

You pulled your bright yellow van into what you thought was the campsite. i mean It looked right but the place felt wrong, somehow?..

There was no one else around. Not a single tent or car, and considering it was the middle of summer, that left you feeling more than a little isolated then you like to admit.

You tried to shrug it off and set up for the night. But now and then, strange noises would come from the woods, sending chills down your spine. You cranked up the van’s old radio, hoping the music would drown out your nerves, even for a moment.

Unknowingly, you might have led whatever was out there straight to you.

Yeah coincidently I’m also facing bad internet so excuse me on that

Anyway here’s the latest one I have of them, as much as I love them I just couldn’t draw them in time in my new art style so they are forever stuck here till then😭..they wouldn’t change though like at all

Caleb and reader sat across from each other in silence, bills and unopened mail scattered across the table.

"Right... we're broke," he admitted, arms crossed over his chest, "which is honestly wild considering we basically live here for free."

"Do you think it was because of the-"

"No, no, the blind box thing was totally in budget. But I think I know what the problem is," he said, closing his eyes for dramatic effect. "We need to talk about our water usage-"

"I'm not showering with you," reader interrupts him.

"I never said that!" he scoffed. "Plus, I'm not that desperate yet..." The back of his tail flicked, betraying him.

Reader leaned back, arms folded, one brow raised. "Okay, fine. Where’s this ‘no water’ conversation headed, then?"

"Maybe... shorter showers? Fewer loads of laundry?" He was clearly suppressing a smile.

"Or you could just stop wasting money on shoes you can’t even wear," reader shot back.

"Okay, just because you don’t understand their beauty doesn’t mean it’s there fault," he said defensively.

A moment of silence passed.

"If you stop buying them, I’ll let you keep one thing in my closet," reader offered.

Caleb's face turned a shade of red you have never seen before. "W-why would you think I want that?"

"I’ve lived with you for a year now, and two things have changed. One, I’m no longer afraid of your disgusting legs, and two, I know you are definitely not as innocent as you pretend to be."

His tail thumped against the chair as he tried to deny it.

"Look, are we making this deal or not?"

"F-fine."

-

reader didn't expect much, sure, but that last thing on that list was the sweater the spider gave them.

"Can I ask why?"

He shook his head, "No, that wasn't a part of the deal," he says as he walks away happily

Yandere vampire x reader who can't sleep

(Here you go!)

You were never really a night person, but lately you've been having horrible nightmares. You tried a lot, but nothing seemed to work. Your last hope was to try walking.

Did that mean you had to walk to your local very scary-looking chapel? No, but you thought, hey, if there was a demon following you, maybe this might get them off your back This way to.

You tried to make as little noise as possible, but its doors were…very old and made an ear piercing sound. Luckily, there was only one other person seated in a pew, head bowed, hands folded in prayer, and he didn't seem to mind much.

feeling a little embarrassed, you just stood idly rocking back and forth on the balls of your feet. You looked up at the beautifully painted ceiling, stealing your attention momentarily.

"It is not wise to come to a place like this alone at this hour,” the voice rich caught you off guard. "It is not the holy that often wonder this late.” How had he gotten in front of you so quickly?

You give him a nervous laugh. "Yeah, you're probably right, but I haven't really been sleeping right, so my mind might not be all there," you admit. “I thought a walk might help.”

Their cold face softens. "I see..Yet it's still an unwise decision”

"Do you work here or something?" you ask

He shook his head, "It would be a very cold day in hell before any god would let me work in their house of worship. I'm merely here to ask for forgiveness"

Right, his words didn't freak you out in the slightest

"Oh…alright then." Your palms were becoming very sweaty

"It's not my intention to scare you," he paused, "I might even be able to help you"

"o-oh no I'm ok actually-"

“Nonsense,” he interrupted you, now up close, you could see his eyes were an unnatural yellow. “You are trembling. You poor thing, you must really be exhausted.”

You tried to say something, anything, "I think I'm just gonna go..." you mumble, blinking up at him nervously. However, the longer you looked into his eyes, the blurrier the world around you became, leaving only him in view.

He extended his hand to your cheek it was cold to the touch. “Dear…Let me help, I said I came in here for forgiveness, did I not? let me do a good deed in helping you” as his cold fingers brushed your cheek, you could feel your knees start to wobble and nearly gave out, what the…what the hell was going on? Why can't you move or look away, for that matter?

"No, no, no, dear, keep looking at me. You were doing so well before.” Although frozen, your body still manages to rush the blood straight to your face. "That's it," he smirked.

Your thoughts became really fuzzy and warm, like the more he spoke, the more blank your mind became. But..it was so easy to just listen to his voice. “Such a sweet thing, obedient to!… However, I did promise I would be doing a good deed this time,” he leaned in closer to your ear, "however, if you so wish to seek me out another night, you know where to find me"

You giggled, very dazed. “You make me feel really funny…” You managed, swaying a little until he was holding you to his chest in fear you might fall over.

He lets out a laugh, "The funny feeling will go away shortly, don't worry, dear, I can promise you that no harm will come to you when you're like this"

You felt so sleepy…you lay your head on his chest lazily, "tired…"

“I can see that, just a few more moments, and you'll be asleep, little one. All you need to do is listen to me and let my voice be the only thing in that empty head.” His cold finger brushed behind your ears, sending a shiver up your spine.

“That’s perfect,” he praised. “No more nightmares will come for you while you're here and being so good for me.” A blissful sigh escapes your lips as he continues to speak.

Your mind was a blank and hazy, but you were happy. All you wanted was to stay right here, listening to his voice. You didn’t even notice when he pressed a cold kiss to your forehead, whispering, “I'll return you to your bed in due time, dear”

You nodded sleepily, "ok…”

He laughed softly, clearly pleased. “By the end of my sentence, you'll fall asleep, so with that, I bid you a goodnight”

You shot up in your bed, almost in a panic. You looked around frantically but found no sign of anyone or anything. had…it all been a dream? No, no, that definitely felt real, but with no way to prove it, you could only chock it up to your imagination.

Yandere fae x oblivious reader

honestly not a lot but I've read a bit of fae stuff so hopefully i got everything right and stuff 𐔌՞. .՞𐦯...

You don’t really know why you started your daily walks. Well, maybe you do it was supposed to be for your health. At first, you didn’t think it worked, but once you realized it actually made you happy, you started planning different routes.

It got boring, seeing the same things all the time, anyway, and wandering around places you've never seen before made it fun.

That’s how you ended up here, standing before a seemingly abandoned forest. The only other thing in sight was a sign that urged you to stay on the path if you valued your life…that you did.

The forest itself was breathtaking there were so many flowers, wild berry bushes, and plants just off the path. Still you were one to follow rules.

Yet, the deeper you went, the taller and lusher the trees became, and you kinda felt like you were shrinking or something.

Soft laughter could be heard just a little ahead. Without realizing it, you quickened your pace through the trees. Time seemed to blur the farther you went, and you couldn’t quite remember how long you’d been walking, only that you couldn’t turn back now.

That’s when you saw it, a clearing like something out of a movie and in its center, someone just as if not more beautiful. They looked…well, you kinda couldn't tell, but they were stunning, their gaze caught yours, and they smiled.

“Come join me, honey,” they called, voice as sweet as their word choice. “It’s so lonely here, you know?”

You hesitated, hands fiddling nervously at your side. “Ah, I thought we weren’t supposed to go off the path? Won’t you get in trouble?”

They smirked fondly. “How sweet, worrying about me. But who would catch us? There’s no one here but you and me, and I’d never tattle.”

You stepped into the clearing, the long grass curling around your legs. “Were you here for a walk too?”

They shook their head, “Oh, no. I came here to find something. I thought this might be an easy way.” They patted the moss beside them. “Are you hungry, dear?”

You hesitated. “Oh, I don’t want to be rude…”

“Rude? Honey, I’d find it rude if you didn’t take my offer.” They pulled out something you didn't quite recognize and pressed it into your hand. "It's quite good, you know"

“T-thank you,” you didn't notice the way their smile sharpened, but they were so kind, and your head felt a little dizzy.

“And what did you say your name was, honey?”

“Reader?”

That earns you a soft pat on the head. Normally, this might be a little condescending, but with them, it felt different.

And as you eat the food they offered to you, you start to feel more and more tired, like you couldn't keep your head up. Slowly, they guided your head into their lap, it was like a pillow.

“Are you comfortable?" they giggle, "just let yourself relax." They run their fingers softly along your forehead. "That’s it, I'll keep you safe with me. Just listen to my voice, let it settle deep in that small head of yours. No need to think, just let the worries slip away.”

You muster up a nod as the world around you spins. “Thank you,” you mumble again.

They hummed, delighted. “So polite. You’ve given me your name, your thanks, your trust. You really are a treasure- well, my treasure, now.”

They pull you into their lap. “Just rest. I’ll take care of everything. All you have to do is listen, and you’ve been doing so well, haven’t you?" They placed a soft kiss on the top of your head

"Let your thoughts drift away. Let your eyes grow heavy. You have nothing to worry about, because you’re mine now, and I take very good care of what’s mine.”

You blinked your eyes slowly before fully closing them.

in a writing mood again ill be back for more •⩊•

He knelt down on the cold stone floor, breath caught in his throat as he gazed up at the altar he fashioned in your honor. scraps of poetry and art dedicated to you lay beneath his feet.

Although this place may have been abandoned by most, he would never leave you because he knew you would never leave him, now would you?

You were far from human, beyond comprehension for his unworthy mortal eyes. That fact didn't stop him from his countless depictions, however. But he was getting ahead of himself. "Hello, reader… It's nice to talk to you again, haha"

He paused for a moment, trying to choose his words. "I had a bad day again, they just don't understand me and my devotion to you," he scoffed, "they call you false hope, and that you never come. I know they're wrong"

The only response he got was silence.

"On a lighter note, you were right, drinking water did make me feel better, haha, headaches are all gone now...along with the voices" he rubbed his forehead as he laughed. "i just wonder where you got it from"

another longer silence followed

"I wish you'd take me to your plane of existence, even if it blinded me. I think I'd just be happy to be with you." his eyes began to water, and he could no longer hold it in. "Please, I'm so tired…"

his wails echoed through the candlelit temple. How pathetic of him! How could he let himself be this weak in front of you, breaking so very easily? And his tears were ruining all the papers below him, making the inky smudge all over his already bruised knees.

"then rest"

Unlike so many other times before, your voice didn't come from inside his mind. "Huh?" he whimpered, with his eyes still blurry he was unable to tell what was in front of him but maybe that was for the best.

“Shh… It’s alright,” you murmur softly, guiding the back of his head to your 'chest'? gently playing with his hair. “You’ve done enough, my little devoted one. Now let your mind rest. There’s nothing more you need to do.”

He trembles in your arms, overwhelmed by your soft touch, your warm body and the sounds it made. You had no heartbeat, but your insides sounded like nothing he'd ever heard before.

“Breathe for me, dear, you're shaking like a leaf in the autumn,” you whisper. “In… and out… that's it, you're doing so well. I’m here now.”

He closes his eyes, tears now dried, "I knew you'd come for me, they called me obsessed, crazy…But I knew you'd come for me." With his eyes now closed, he failed to see how the world began to fade away around him.

“I know my little devoted, rest in my embrace, you deserve it, especially with these dark circle around your eyes." You brush a finger over his cheek gently. "I’ll be here when you wake.”

cradle by his beloved god…this better not be a dream oh how upset that would make him if it all turned out to be all in his imagination, but then again, all his other dreams never felt this real.

Imagine being cursed with immortality, thinking you're the only one out there and then…then you find somebody who else. Someone who shares the same things you went through, you think you finally found a friend and then..

They became obsessed, no one else in the world matters anymore. Why would they? They'll all just die in the end anyway, so why bother talking to anyone else? All they need is you, and all you need is them.

You said it yourself, no one other than them can possibly understand what you've been through, you're barely human at this point. Why do you insist on talking to mortals? You and they are above humanity, and you have the knowledge of the past to prove it