Aliens x pet reader- you wouldnβt give a dog chocolate
[sorry Iβm tired]
βPlease?β
βNoβ
βPlease?β
βNoβ
βPle-β
βNo, reader you can not have the food that will literally kill youβ
Reader rest their chin on watermelon legs βButβ¦ it smells so good,β they mumbled.
βWhy does your brain seem to shrink when food is involved?β he asked. βCanβt you just eat the feed we make for you?β
He picks reader up and puts them on his lap, they quickly try to reach for his food. βStop it you little monsterβ he holds their wrist.
βGarden! Heβs letting me starve!β they exclaimed dramatically, throwing their head back.
βNo, heβs not. You have a dinner waiting for you, a dinner that we both know you enjoy,β he said sitting at the table.
βWhy canβt I have it?β they whined.
βWould you give a dog chocolate?β they ask
ββ¦I see your point,β they muttered.
"Is this something only humans do, or is it just a quirk of yours? Do humans genuinely enjoy eating things that cause them pain?"
"Well, that's how we discovered that peppers were delicious! what do you want from me I'm only human its what we do!"
"stop yelling how many times do we-"
"alright fine you know what take a bite"
reader looks at watermelon smugly "Ha!" they take a piece from garden and bite into it.
"Alright, that's all I wanted," they said, sliding off his lap and scurrying away with satisfaction.
"That wasn't what we were eating,"
"No, no it wasn't. But what they don't know won't hurt them, will it?" they smirked.
