#alien yan

[oh to be held safe and sound]

Alien leader who has a husband that is the embodiment of “dad who didn’t want dog”

He glares at his spouse and you while you cuddle together as they work.

“We don’t need a pet you know, we have enough to do already” he says crossing his arms. “But look how weak they are we can’t let them go” he just grumbles back.

Reader is kinda scared of him, one day they know he’s just gonna pick them up and throw them off the ship into the vacuum of space.

One day leader yan asks their husband to watch over reader for a while as they do work. Their husband reluctantly agrees saying “fine but don’t expect me to baby the damn thing”

Cue leader coming back to their husband dressing reader like the little model they are and pampering them with kisses as they squirm around in his arms.

“Honey you didn’t tell me the little thing was this cute~”

“Yes I did, multiple times in fact…dear they appear to be biting you”

“Don’t worry, I’ve learned that’s how humans express love”

[sorry I’m tired]

“Please?”

“No”

“Please?”

“No”

“Ple-“

“No, reader you can not have the food that will literally kill you”

Reader rest their chin on watermelon legs “But… it smells so good,” they mumbled.

“Why does your brain seem to shrink when food is involved?” he asked. “Can’t you just eat the feed we make for you?”

He picks reader up and puts them on his lap, they quickly try to reach for his food. “Stop it you little monster” he holds their wrist.

“Garden! He’s letting me starve!” they exclaimed dramatically, throwing their head back.

“No, he’s not. You have a dinner waiting for you, a dinner that we both know you enjoy,” he said sitting at the table.

“Why can’t I have it?” they whined.

“Would you give a dog chocolate?” they ask

“…I see your point,” they muttered.

"Is this something only humans do, or is it just a quirk of yours? Do humans genuinely enjoy eating things that cause them pain?"

"Well, that's how we discovered that peppers were delicious! what do you want from me I'm only human its what we do!"

"stop yelling how many times do we-"

"alright fine you know what take a bite"

reader looks at watermelon smugly "Ha!" they take a piece from garden and bite into it.

"Alright, that's all I wanted," they said, sliding off his lap and scurrying away with satisfaction.

"That wasn't what we were eating,"

ur little drabble with the yan!alien!leader and their husband was adorable and I want more pretty please

Alien short-wanna got for a walk?

“You never told me humans were so affectionate,” leader bandages their husband with a worried expression.

“Well…I’m glad you two are getting along now, maybe you would like to come with me to walk them sometime”

“Walk, what do you mean walk, they walk all the time?”

“Well yes but humans need exercise that they can’t get in their day to day lives, it’s unhealthy for them to just lay down all day”

“My baby isn’t healthy?”

“Well sure they are dear but it’s just good to-“ their husband got up and went to their shared room.

Reader was lying on the bed playing on their phone that leader had given them when they suddenly get picked up from behind.

“Ahhh!!”

“I’m so sorry baby I didn’t know you were hurting inside” he holds them close.

“If you keep holding me like this I’ll make you hurt on the outside”

“Don’t worry daddy’s here now, he’ll go on walks with you two from now” he swang reader around like a cat

“What?! No! Yan, yan come get your fucking husband!”

Alien couple- you never forget fear

i guess i was feeling like giving reader trauma when i started this b-but i feel so bad

For everything reader had done, they had always managed to escape being punished. until the day they gave in to a curiosity…

They were in the aliens' bedroom it was always easy for reader to get their hands on something there. reader spotted something new on a table, a peculiar object with a trigger. Curiosity came over them as they reached for the strange object.

they examined it for a bit before actually deciding to pull it. A bright electric blue light burst from the nozzle, engulfing the room before slowly fading away, leaving the room a bright blue.

“Whoa…” The power they held in their hand was… immense, and they were going to have fun with it.

By the time they finished with their little game, the ship looked like a Christmas tree. However, their game wasn't finished on their own accord.

“What the-? What the hell are you doing?!” Melon’s eyes were wide as he looked at what reader had done.

(wanted to make this for myself to get an idea of times)

Reader lay down on the counter, stretching themselves out, "So I got a question."

“Get off the table,” Melon replied without so much as a glance

“No,” they insisted, propping themselves up on their elbows with a lazy grin. “So my question is what about holidays? Do you have any space-themed ones?”

He raised a brow at that. “How am I supposed to know what counts as space holidays?” He leaned back in ageist the skin, crossing one leg over the other. “I mean, how would I know if you celebrate the same ones?”

“Well, yeah,” the Reader admitted, “but I still want to know. Like, how do you mark the passage of time? Like, how do you even count years?”

“By the stars,” he replied, turning his head toward the window.

Reader followed his gaze, peering out into the vastness of space. "You mean like the way people follow directions by the location of the stars?"

“No, I mean the life of a star,” he said, smirking at them with teasing eyes. “Come on, you’re a smart little astronaut. You know that stars can die, right?”

Reader rolled their eyes. “Sure, but stars live for billions of years! There could be countless stars exploding every second.”

“True, but you humans have seconds, minutes, hours… I could go on,” he said smugly. “It’s all a bit strange to me because I’ve always lived according to our own time.” He leaned forward slightly. “If you really want to know, we have specific stars we classify as marking 'our year.' We usually choose one that’s nearing its end, and when it’s about to go out, our entire species gathers to watch.”

As he spoke, his eyes softened, and a warm smile spread across his face. It was funny how his mood always changed when he talked about a topic he liked.

“But not all stars are the same, right? How would anyone really know?” Reader pressed

“Humans have leap years, don't they?” Melon responded. It was like he had an answer ready for every question.

“I guess we do,” Readers their brow furrowed in thought. “Does that mean I haven’t been here a year yet?” They swung their legs off the counter.

“It’s getting close,” Melon replied. “I won’t give too much away, but Gar is really looking forward to it…now get off the damn counter," he glared at them,

he picked them up, "what I thought we were bonding!" reader squirmed

"I don't 'bond' with humans." he snarled, placing them onto the floor.

"Whatever, loser," reader stuck their tongue out at him

Here is their family photo (also it’s the first time drawing reader, that’s you, your in there somewhere)

Watermelon/ melon and garden!

thank you as they’re all very fun to read *:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧

Alien x pet readers- what’s a period?

[Very very good questions love it with them.]

[In a case where reader does have a period I think the both of them would be a little shocked at first but all reader has to do is explain “it’s a human thing” ]

Reader wakes up in the morning ready to start the day, that is until they feel it “shit…”

They walk up to leader as they eat breakfast, “leader, I need new clothes”

They smile “of course let me-why are you red?!” They quickly pick reader up and start inspecting them.

“A-are you not in pain?!”

“I mean kinda? It’s not a big deal”

Their eyes start to water “whenever you say something isn’t a big deal it is!”

Reader sighs “it’s just my period, it’s normal”

“Period? Period of what”

“Just gimme new clothes and then I’ll tell you! Damn”

After getting reader in their custom made bath robe. “So humans just do that?”

“I mean yeah it’s kinda shit, and I wish someone would just stab me once and a while instead, but hey what you gonna do”

They shrug.

“So you’ll be in constant pain for a week?” They asked folding readers clothes “would you like me to see if we have anything on the ship that could help”

“I would rather die then put anything in my body right now”

They pet readers head gently “alright buddy, what would you like to do then” they ask

Reader pulls them by the fluff “I need you to hold me and not put be down all day ever”

“Ok honey…”

A few hours later leader continued on with their day.

“You two seem to be spending a lot of time together today” their husband smiles at the two of them.

“It’s their period”

“period of what?”

“I'm going to explain something to you but promise me you won’t freak out, they are fine”they keep readers' heads close.

“I don’t freak out”

There was silence in the room as they started to explain what exactly a period was.

“Thank you for this information dear, for unrelated reasons I need to step out the room”

He cry’s while hugging the both of you all night.

Art undercut

feel free to ignore this one and just reply to the previous one I sent about the aliens and reader

to add on to "natural human things" what if reader cracks their knuckles and aliens think they just broke something

Alien x pet reader-Knuckles

[thank you for sending me asks, I really appreciate it :) and I hope you enjoy]

Reader cracks their knuckles hearing the satisfying pop. “Ahh that feels so much better”

“Did you just break yourself?” Leader peeks in from the other side of door “Let me see your paws”

“There not, agh whatever” reader gives them their hand

“Your not purple…how have you broken yourself without getting hurt?”

“I just cracked my knuckle it’s not a big deal” reader shrugs

“Human bones cracking is a very big deal, you act like this is an everyday occurrence”

“I mean yeah I creak my bones all time, knuckles, back, sometimes my neck but that one’s a little scary”

They look at you as if you just told them your favourite food was nails

“Please don’t ever say this in front of him or else you might end up in a full body cast”

“Hey it’s not like you guys don’t do horrifying things to! The way you guys only eat things that are alive for example”

“What’s the point in eating things that are already dead?”

“That’s gross!”