#bug harem

[I lied here’s something rn, there is no yellow the bee has to be orange I’m mad]

Bee boss calling reader ‘honey’ at work, everyone thinks they’re dating. Reader is to nervous to correct them and boss just doesn’t want to :)

“Honey can you pass me that stack of papers?”

“Y-yes boss” they look down nervously trying not to make eye contact with her solid black eyes.

Butterfly and moth bullying them at work by sitting on either side of them and commenting on their work ethic.

“Only 90 words per minute, wow what a loser. Ya know most people get it as a freebie when they apply for jobs, not you I guess”

“Did you seriously just use the wrong ‘there’? Maybe try again buddy and this time use what little you have in your head”

Centipede roommate gets away with a lot because they know reader is kinda scared of them, not to the point their really taking advantage but like if their a choice in dinner they always get to pick first.

“I think we should have chicken tonight”

“We had chicken the last 3 night…”

“Would you like to feel my leg-“

“Chicken it is”

Spider land lord gifting things like pillow cases, blankets, even curtains. Reader thinks their just being nice but in reality spider is just kinda really gross and can’t stop thinking about reader getting stuck in their webs so they make blankets and stuff out of their own silk.

“Thank for the new blankets and stuff, you really didn’t have to”

“It’s fine dear, one question though”

“Hm?”

“Have you ever woken up and simply not been able to move?”

On your little idea- IF THIS BOI WAS MY BED I WOULD NEVER LEAVE

JUST LOOK HOW FLUFFY -Mommabean

[I wanna get one out of each of them]

Emo femboy moth and thembo butterfly sit on either side of reader.

“Wow you’re so slow, can’t you go faster?”

“You know we can write you up in this right?”

Reader shakily types trying to mess up a single word in fear they would see.

How these two even got the jobs they have was beyond them, the two were unprofessional in the workplace and never wore proper attire.

They looked down at moths ripped stockings and blushed a little.

“They just eyeballed you”

“What!? Wow what a prev!”

Reader jumped in the seat “n-no I promise I didn’t mean-“

“Bet you just wanna kiss me don’t you?”

“You think you can handle us? Ha! You can’t even handle writing a full sentence”

It felt like they were getting closer with each word, the air was getting hot and reader started to sweat.

“P-please I’m sorry ok I didn’t mean it like that”

“I’d forgive you” they shrug

Reader lets out a breath

“If you do something for me” they smirked

Reader stiffened up, they knew this was gonna be bad…knowing moth they’re gonna ask for something like a kiss.

God knows they can’t do that their already frozen just in their presence.

“Sunday come to my place, then I might forgive you”

“ your place? What about me?” Butterfly raised an eyebrow.

“I’m sorry I don’t think reader wants someone who insults them all the time, do you reader” moth wrapped both arms around readers neck.

“What?! Your the one that told me they were into that kinda stuff”

“Did I?~ my mistake”

Readers face was pushed into chest fluff.

“You set me up!”

“Blah” moth stuck their tongue out

“You bitc-“

The sound of high heels clacked on the floor, both bugs quickly separated taking their place just as they were before.

“You three seem to be going well”

“Yes Ms. Q” “of course we are, we work best together after all” reader couldn’t say anything still frozen from the encounter.

Bee boss looked at readers computer “I see you're doing a fantastic job as always, keep up the good work honey” she pet readers heads.

The two watch as she leaves

“Who does she think she is…”

[I need to draw them, I need to draw the greasy centipede]

Reader was left baffled how could this have possibly happened? Out of all the chances in the worlds they got the one where have a centipede roommate.

It’s not like reader could refuse though they put up the add for a reason, they couldn’t pay rent by themselves and a roommate would definitely help.

So when Caleb showed up asking if the place was still available reader couldn’t really say no.

Caleb was a centipede hybrid, it wasn’t an uncommon thing at all and Caleb was…ok well Caleb wasn’t the nicest but they weren’t rude either. Reader just couldn’t ever look past their torso in faer of possibly having a panic attack.

“You know what’s funny” they asked

“W-what”

“Centipede don’t actually have a hundred legs, it’s actually more like twenty to maybe two hundred at most” they smiled “isn’t that cool?”

“So cool man…”

“Wanna count mine? I never really counted so maybe you can help me find out?” They turned over on their back legs all sprawled out.

Readers eyes started to spiral as they looked down at them, they were sweating bullets as they started to count.

“One….two…” they already had tears in their eyes.

“You ok?” Caleb asked concerned

[the two are Ex wives]

“Ms.Q I’m sorry to interrupt” reader peers into the office from the doorway.

“Not at all dear I always have time for you, now what is it you wanted to say?”

“Well it’s just that…you have a meeting that you’re supposed to go to soon” they scratched the back of their neck.

“With who dear?” She smiled

“Um…lady wasp?…

Her eye twitches “and who let that woman in my building?”

“That would be me ms. I’m sorry I didn’t mean to anger you”

“No, no honey it’s fine, why don’t you let her in for now” she went back to writing.

“Ok ms.”

A few moments later reader opens the door again with a rich looking woman in tow

Bee glared up at her

“Their you go lady wasp” reader pulled a chair out for her

“Thank you dear, you know someone like you shouldn’t have to work” she took readers hand “if you worked for me-“

“Ma’am! Please stop talking to my employee like that!” Bee slammed her hands down on the table, papers flew around the desk.

“Ma’am? Haha you know you shouldn’t call me that you’ll make me feel old” she let go of readers hand.

“Feel old, I don’t have to call you that for you to feel old” ms.Q smirked

“Oh we’re gonna play that game are we?!” They both glared at each other, fire in both of their eyes.

“M-ms.Q I’m fine really” reader waved their hands in front of themselves.

“What do you even want, it can’t just be for work” ms.Q fixed her hair in frustration.

“You're right” she grinned “I came here to see what a shithole you're running, you know there's a guy in the front desk drinking right?”

“Liar! You have no idea what you talking about plus you have no from to talk”

“Actually…Jerry was drinking”

Wasp shook her head and wrapped an arm around reader waist with a sigh “reader baby why sell yourself short, what even is your job here? She just makes you do what she wants, if you worked for me you could become my personal assistant” reader shivers.

Ms.Q grit her teeth

“I’m sorry lady wasp but I quite like my job here, ms.Q is a lovely boss and I wouldn’t want to leave her for some…bully”

Ms.Q eyes widened, lady wasp scoffed “hm didn’t expect that” she turned towards bee again “your lucky you have at least have one thing going for you”

She grabs all of ms.Q pens and runs “but you’re still a bitch!” you could hear her laughter from down the hall

She quickly presses her PA system “attention everyone if you see an ugly idiot running around like a lunatic please apprehend her!”

Reader looked down the large window to see lady wasp being approached by security, she throws all her business card at them and drops the pens.

Spider yan x reader- love at first bite

[please let spider be freaky with you, beat them up]

Centipede wakes up from a long nap, he goes to get himself a drink and passes reader on his way.

“What’s with all the…that?” He points to the bundles of yarn reader has by their feet.

“I’m making a gift for the landlord” they continued to crochet

“Agh that guy? Don’t you like, hate them?” He pauses “…what are you making anyway?”

“It’s a sweater,” reader smiles as they hold up their hard work. It was a black sweater with a web design all over. “I even made a pocket that looks like it’s a ball of web, and then when you open it there’s a little fly in the inside” they open the pocket.

Centipede scrunched his face “I mean sure it’s fine…but um why have I never seen you make one of these? I mean it’s not like I expected you to make one for me or anything, it’s just with your fear and everything”

“Oh I mean I am still scared, but their nice to us and always give us things so I wanna give something back”

He rolls his eyes “yeah yeah whatever, hey maybe when your done that you can make socks for each of my feet”

“Um-“

“What are you really gonna say no? I mean that’s kinda rude don’t you think?” He leans over.

“Ok…I’ll make the socks”

“Great, great” reader shivers as he pats their head.

All reader had to do was wait until one of spider menu monthly visits, the knocking was always a a sure fire way to know.

Reader opened the door with butterflies in their stomach but a smile on their face.

“Reader? You don’t answer very often” they question

“No, but I have a reason this time” they looked down embarrassed.

“Well rent’s not due for another two weeks?” They said tilting their head and raising an eyebrow.

“N-no I mean this” reader pushes a sloppily wrapped gift, some of the tape still stuck to reader.

“A box?”

“Your supposed to open it”

“Oh!” They started to rip into it, their eyes widened at the sight of the gift.

“Who gave this to you?! Do they live here?”

“What? I made the sweater for you, no one gave it to me?”

They look down at it one more time “wait…so you made this…for me? Someone didn’t give it to you?”

Reader shakes their head “I though it would be a nice gift since your always making me stuff” they play with their fingers.

Spider stares at the sweater in awe, they then look back at reader. “Do you want to eat me alive?” They ask completely serious with a blush on their face.

“What?!” Reader screamed

“Well I could never eat you so I rather you eat me” they explained almost giddy

“Spider I think you’ve got the wrong impression-“

“You don’t have to eat all of me, I’d settle for a finger” they clasp reader hands together with their own, an eager smile on their face.

“Spider…” they give me a strong look “look I’m not going to do any of that, I know how much you like, well whatever it is you like, but I’m not going to do that”

Their face morphs into one of guilt “dammit dammit, I did it again didn’t I?”

Reader shrugs “a little, but think about it for a second”

They give reader a sad almost puppy like face

“If I ate you, then you wouldn’t be around anymore so who will make me all those things I love?”

“You’re right, what about biting me? That’s fine right, chew me up like a piece of meat?”

“Um…how about you just put it on for me right now?”

They grin as they slip it on over or we their head and shoulders, “h-how do I look”

Reader smiles “you look very pretty”

they looked down at themselves and thought for a moment “I have to go now reader, if I do not come for rent money you don’t have to pay it to me”

“Um, ok?” Spider let go of their hands and scurried off.

Reader watched him, “you realize by giving them that you basically ask them to date you right?” Centipede commented from inside.

“I what now?”

“You asked them to date them, that's why they asked about the eating thing they think your dating”

“But I didn’t mean to?!” Reader panics

“Well then it’s either you tell them or live with it” shrugged

“W-well can’t you talk to them for me?” Reader asked frenetically.

“I woulddddd but I like to see you panicking so maybe I’ll wait a bit” he smirks

“Centipede wait!”

Weeks later reader still hadn’t heard from spider at all.

“Well this is getting boring…haven’t seen that freak in almost a month, maybe they're avoiding you? No that’s not it” centipede thought out loud.

Reader shook in their spot, a sudden ring of the doorbell startled them both.

“Huh we’ll speak of the devil I guess” centipede gets up to open the door reader following behind.

As he opened the door, gifts started to fall, “what the hell?”

The stack was taller than them, everything was made of yarn. From flowers made completely out of yarn to a small doll version of spider.

“I’m confused?..” They looked around at everything.

“Hold on there’s a note” he picked up the neatly folded piece of paper “dear reader, you gave me something that I could only dream of, I looked up what humans like and came up with this”

Reader picks up a single rose “how sweet” they slime.

“They made a box of chocolate out of yarn, they could have just bought one why did they do that?” He opens it to reveal even the chocolate inside was yarn, he grumbles.

He looks over the hallway floor once again, “you know if you gave me the sweater I would have gotten you real shit”

“Huh?” Reader turns to him

Gotta say u are so clever with him and I like that u added that line since male spiders get literally eaten after mating, you are just- *chef's kiss 🤌*

If it's not too much I would love to see more of our spider bby🥺

Spider x reader- late night date

[YESSS YOU NOTICED IM SO GLAD, spiders is supposed to be a little freak anyways so it just made sense to me]

[also I think reader thinking every weird thing spider does now makes complete sense because their a artist is funny to me- me an artist]

Centipede sees reader putting on nice clothes. “Headed to another work meeting?” He asked leaning over the couch he raised an eyebrow.

“Hm?” Reader looked up at him through the mirror they were standing in front of, “o-oh no it’s for a date actually” their stomach was already threatening to explode from nerves.

Centipede expression quickly changed “a date?! Who the hell did you score a date with?!” He gripped the couch.

“What do you mean, you’re the one who told me I had a date don’t you remember?” They turned around confused.

“Yeah right like I ever set you up with someone don’t lie t-“ he stopped his train of thought “wait a minute…”

Now that he thought about it the clothes reader was wearing did look familiar, oh no “the landlord?!” He screamed.

“Yes…”reader reached for the door handle “well I’ll be going now, I’ll see you later tonight” and with that they left centipede speechless.

It didn’t take long for reader to find the stop where they were supposed to meet, that didn’t mean they wanted to though, going to a pitch black park late at night is probably not the safest place for a date.

They’re leaning on a tree spider waiting patiently, Their eyes lit up once they saw reader. “Reader, you really came?”

“Well yeah…but I couldn’t just leave you hanging, that would be rude” reader shrugged. “But um why did you ask me to come here…”

They looked around nervously.

“Oh! I’m glad you asked” they blushed and put their hands together in excitement “this is my favourite place to go when I need quiet” they took readers hands.

“W-whoa!” They dragged reader off to the water “please tell me this please isn’t my grave”

They pulled them to a waterside cafe, piano music playing softly in the background. “Oh I didn’t expect that”

“It’s beautiful isn’t it, sometimes when I make you your gifts I come here” they explained.

They brought them inside and they got a table, “I didn’t realize you liked stuff like this.” The place was so cozy it just didn’t seem like something they liked.

“What did you think I would like?” They tilted their head.

The immediate thought was maybe murder documentary, collecting hair perhaps. They just shrugged “movies?…”

“Well I am more of a book person, but movies are great to the costume design, the lighting, and the acting is just wonderful” they twirled their hair with their finger a soft blush on their face.

A light went off in reader 's brain “ohhh you're an artist” they put their hands on the table surprised.

“I-I’m a what?” Their faces turned red in both embarrassment and humiliation.

“Yeah you’re like one of those loner artists right, that makes a lot of sense now actually, you’re clearly very passionate.” Reader rambled in thought to themselves.

The word ‘loner artist’ rang inside spiders head, it was like a switch was flipped in their brain. Why did those words make them feel so small..yet so good.

by the time they looked up at reader again they were already ordering.“Reader” they said blankly looking straight at them some of their long hair covering their face.

Reader hummed in response “yeah?”

“I need you to call me that again, but maybe call me a loser instead? Can you do that for me?” They gripped the table cloths as they let out heavy breathes.

“Isn’t…that a bad thing?” Reader looked at them worried,spider quickly waved it off. “Of course not! Please just call me it once, i promise not to ask for anything else from you”

Reader looked around at the people who were now staring at them and letting out whispers “ok..but not now..maybe later” they cringed at themselves. “Later is good” spider smiled back.

Ok maybe spider was still exactly how they thought they were, they didn’t exactly know how they would react if reader did call them a loser but they know they don’t want it to happen at a dinner table.

[spider gets sad when reader doesn’t like their stuff :( ]

A loud bang echoed through the apartment.

“God what?!” Centipede opens the door.

“Why haven’t you been answering the door?” spider asked with anger.

Centipede scoffed “just because you're our landlord doesn’t mean I have to answer the door every time you knock, send I don’t know a text maybe?”

“Why doesn’t reader answer the door anymore, I don’t like you?”

He rolled his eyes “that’s great to know, reader doesn’t like you either”

They gasp “liar! Reader likes me very much”

“Well…not after I told them what kind of material you use to make your stuff” he smirked as he leaned on the side of the doorway.

“What?!” They dropped the gift they had in their hands.

“Yeah they said the exact same thing actually”

Spider was heartbroken, they didn’t like the gifts because it was made by their silk?

“Well this was a fun chat, but you see I have other things to do like talking to reader which I can do whenever I want because they actually like me” he smirked and closed the door.

Spider stood there in silence as tears fell from their face.

Centipede sighed and turned around.

“Are they gone?” Reader peeks out from behind the couch.

“Gone” his feet clicked across the floor

“Thank you…”

“Yeah yeah whatever”

And for a month neither one of them saw spider , they didn’t even ask for rent, of course reader still sent them the money.

A soft knock was heard, reader opened the door.

“O-oh spider i didn’t think-“

“Reader…I’m sorry, I should have thought more about why you didn’t like my gifts…”

“Oh…”

“I would still like you to wear them, but I can see why you don’t want to” they looked down sadly.

“So I want to give you this instead” they hand reader a gift bag.

“I’ll go now..” reader watched them walk away sadly.

They look down at the gift bag taking out the tissue paper.