I love spider landlord's patheticness,, may we get a reader that crochet/knit and reciprocates their gifts @Ă@? Id like to see the goobers reaction
Spider yan x reader- love at first bite
[please let spider be freaky with you, beat them up]
Centipede wakes up from a long nap, he goes to get himself a drink and passes reader on his way.
âWhatâs with all theâŚthat?â He points to the bundles of yarn reader has by their feet.
âIâm making a gift for the landlordâ they continued to crochet
âAgh that guy? Donât you like, hate them?â He pauses ââŚwhat are you making anyway?â
âItâs a sweater,â reader smiles as they hold up their hard work. It was a black sweater with a web design all over. âI even made a pocket that looks like itâs a ball of web, and then when you open it thereâs a little fly in the insideâ they open the pocket.
Centipede scrunched his face âI mean sure itâs fineâŚbut um why have I never seen you make one of these? I mean itâs not like I expected you to make one for me or anything, itâs just with your fear and everythingâ
âOh I mean I am still scared, but their nice to us and always give us things so I wanna give something backâ
He rolls his eyes âyeah yeah whatever, hey maybe when your done that you can make socks for each of my feetâ
âWhat are you really gonna say no? I mean thatâs kinda rude donât you think?â He leans over.
âOkâŚIâll make the socksâ
âGreat, greatâ reader shivers as he pats their head.
All reader had to do was wait until one of spider menu monthly visits, the knocking was always a a sure fire way to know.
Reader opened the door with butterflies in their stomach but a smile on their face.
âReader? You donât answer very oftenâ they question
âNo, but I have a reason this timeâ they looked down embarrassed.
âWell rentâs not due for another two weeks?â They said tilting their head and raising an eyebrow.
âN-no I mean thisâ reader pushes a sloppily wrapped gift, some of the tape still stuck to reader.
âYour supposed to open itâ
âOh!â They started to rip into it, their eyes widened at the sight of the gift.
âWho gave this to you?! Do they live here?â
âWhat? I made the sweater for you, no one gave it to me?â
They look down at it one more time âwaitâŚso you made thisâŚfor me? Someone didnât give it to you?â
Reader shakes their head âI though it would be a nice gift since your always making me stuffâ they play with their fingers.
Spider stares at the sweater in awe, they then look back at reader. âDo you want to eat me alive?â They ask completely serious with a blush on their face.
âWhat?!â Reader screamed
âWell I could never eat you so I rather you eat meâ they explained almost giddy
âSpider I think youâve got the wrong impression-â
âYou donât have to eat all of me, Iâd settle for a fingerâ they clasp reader hands together with their own, an eager smile on their face.
âSpiderâŚâ they give me a strong look âlook Iâm not going to do any of that, I know how much you like, well whatever it is you like, but Iâm not going to do thatâ
Their face morphs into one of guilt âdammit dammit, I did it again didnât I?â
Reader shrugs âa little, but think about it for a secondâ
They give reader a sad almost puppy like face
âIf I ate you, then you wouldnât be around anymore so who will make me all those things I love?â
âYouâre right, what about biting me? Thatâs fine right, chew me up like a piece of meat?â
âUmâŚhow about you just put it on for me right now?â
They grin as they slip it on over or we their head and shoulders, âh-how do I lookâ
Reader smiles âyou look very prettyâ
they looked down at themselves and thought for a moment âI have to go now reader, if I do not come for rent money you donât have to pay it to meâ
âUm, ok?â Spider let go of their hands and scurried off.
Reader watched him, âyou realize by giving them that you basically ask them to date you right?â Centipede commented from inside.
âYou asked them to date them, that's why they asked about the eating thing they think your datingâ
âBut I didnât mean to?!â Reader panics
âWell then itâs either you tell them or live with itâ shrugged
âW-well canât you talk to them for me?â Reader asked frenetically.
âI woulddddd but I like to see you panicking so maybe Iâll wait a bitâ he smirks
Weeks later reader still hadnât heard from spider at all.
âWell this is getting boringâŚhavenât seen that freak in almost a month, maybe they're avoiding you? No thatâs not itâ centipede thought out loud.
Reader shook in their spot, a sudden ring of the doorbell startled them both.
âHuh weâll speak of the devil I guessâ centipede gets up to open the door reader following behind.
As he opened the door, gifts started to fall, âwhat the hell?â
The stack was taller than them, everything was made of yarn. From flowers made completely out of yarn to a small doll version of spider.
âIâm confused?..â They looked around at everything.
âHold on thereâs a noteâ he picked up the neatly folded piece of paper âdear reader, you gave me something that I could only dream of, I looked up what humans like and came up with thisâ
Reader picks up a single rose âhow sweetâ they slime.
âThey made a box of chocolate out of yarn, they could have just bought one why did they do that?â He opens it to reveal even the chocolate inside was yarn, he grumbles.
He looks over the hallway floor once again, âyou know if you gave me the sweater I would have gotten you real shitâ
âHuh?â Reader turns to him