*runs away from responsibilities* *runs out of breath* *trips and falls*

literally nothing in life matters other than being kind and being funny

can we all agree that pressing foreheads together is an underrated act of affection??

disgusted by people who listen to music on shuffle. you are less than swine

imagine listening to the same songs in the same order every day this post was made by shuffle gang

u cant trust people who step on flowers

If you’re bisexual you’re probably bisexual

I want to be really clear about something: Planned Parenthood has done more to prevent abortion than the pro-life movement ever has.

Yup, preventing abortion by giving abortions. Makes sense!

No you fucking crusty nutsack giving people the education and the tools to not become pregnant in the first fucking place

One of my Christian friends made a Facebook post about how PP gave her tons of resources when she was trying to get pregnant and people were actually genuinely shocked that they provided such resources; they had fully bought into the idea that PP is just an “abortion factory”. The misinformation that’s been spread about PP is unreal.

gosh it’s almost like Planned Parenthood will help you plan for parenthood

why do ppl in scifi have such a hard time saying ‘thank you’ to robots. i say thank you to inanimate objects all the time and sure as hell would thank a robot for doing even the bare minimum

gonna go stand in a creek do you guys need anything

destroy the idea that i will ever calm down