Nothing But Chaos Down Here

Tezcatlipoca: This sort of dry deadpan sarcasm almost?? (Think "Wow captain obvious I could have never dreamt up of such a thing. How'd you do it" with a completely straight face and zero fucks left to give.) He doesn't seem like a person to smile much (again with the entire deadpan thing) but he does have this way of smiling that's like. His mouth sort of turns upwards and his eyebrows raise and it sort of seems like he's mocking you but no that's just how he smiles (chances are he is mocking you however). He doesn't have the sort of insane cheer that a lot of quote unquote "evil" gods have, but he's constantly amused. he thinks that life is all one big game. He's quite funny. However, when he gets angry, he gets ANGRY. NO holding back this guy is going to OBLITERATE your ass. He can and will turn on a dime and he will NOT be the bigger person or anything like that. Anyway his relationship with Quetzalcoatl is extremely complicated. He'll do his best to be the polar opposite of Quetzalcoatl, and in some ways he hates his brother with all of his heart and soul, but at the same time there is that sort of mutual understanding between them. They will be civil together if push comes to shove, but its not often, so you're getting an extremely petty compulsive liar tez who messes with his brother every day and still deadpans "I have absolutely no idea what you're talking about" when quetz confronts him about it.

Quetzalcoatl: Nerd. He's such a nerd. You really think the god that invented writing and music and is also the god of knowledge isn't a nerd to some extent?? well you're WRONG. ive repeated this hc several times but he and tez go to see broadway musicals once in a while (aka the only time they tolerate each other) since they created music together. he reads EVERYTHING and I mean everything. He even reads fanfiction gods help his soul. He's very kind yes but also have you seen his collection of books. he will gladly ramble about any of them for hours on end given the opportunity. He could also list the top 50 hits off the top of his head (as could tez but tez doesn't do it as much because he doesn't see any reason to). He has SO many pet snakes he could talk about snakes for hours upon hours. He names all of them and he loves them all very much. He's able to tell them apart by miniscule details no one else notices to an almost comedic extent (ex. he will tell two snakes apart by what their favorite food is, but not by the fact that the two are completely different species). I love my boy.

Huitzilopochtli: The stern leader guy who may or may not be a vampire (/j). He's what I call lawful chaotic: He has a strict moral code that he always adheres to but no one can figure out what the hell it is. Thankfully, said moral code seems to align pretty closely to the standard moral code so he's still a quote unquote "good person". He's very deadpan but not in the way of Tezcatlipoca who's actually having fun and finds his sense of humor in sarcasm, but because Huitzi actually has no idea what the fuck is going on and honestly doesn't care because he has to prevent the world from ending every night. He's the main victim for Tez's pranks because he's the most likely to just let the subject drop and not prank Tez back because he has no time for it. I'd imagine that when he was younger (because he's a hummingbird in a sense) he was bouncing off the walls and the most energetic person ever. Even now he could probably beat all of the other gods in a race. He also has a really fast metabolism. He is that one dude who survives off of 5 cans of energy drinks per hour and is somehow still alive. Not really a social guy tbh. Keeps to himself a lot.

Xipe Totec: The only reasonable one of the bunch. He's constantly trying to prevent Tezcatlipoca from like. exploding his brothers, he's the one that sits through all of Quetz's rambles, and he also pushes for Huitzilopochtli to not run himself ragged and actually socialize once in a while. He's very tired of all of his siblings' antics but he does love them. He's also quite the self-sacrificial person (because yknow the dude sort of. flays himself every spring) and he loves taking care of plants. He's also quite friendly to Quetz's snakes and Tez's jaguars (also Huitzi keeps some hummingbirds that he feeds once in a while as well). He's the one that gets messed with the least often because he's the one keeping everything afloat and to be honest you'd get your shit wrecked by any number of his brothers so no one really messes with him. He also brings in stray cats but instead of keeping them as pets he actually rehabilitates them and gives them away to adoptive families because he's already taking care of enough animals.

Xochiquetzal and Xochipilli be upon ye

Tyyyy :DDDD

Average Shesh x Quetzalcoatl convo

🙏🙏🙏 yes actually

I’m not asking for donations, nor do I expect anyone to give me money. All I want is a kind word, for someone to ask about me and my family, so we can feel that we haven’t been forgotten.

Have you assumed we no longer exist? As if we’ve become lost souls that no one sees or cares about. My messages remain unanswered, as if they were never written.

Please, just ask about us, so we can feel that we’re still a part of this world.

Love them both!!

Xochipilli would love Tumblr tbh (he'd run like. a gimmick blog if he had Tumblr)