I'd fuck most monsters

The three types of kinks

wanna get rough housed and pinned down and jerked off and bitten and pulled around and bent over and and and …….

Sub topping sub topping sub topping. Please please let me fuck you. Please call me a good boy when I hit the right spot. Please listen to me whine in your ear while I go deeper and deeper. Please please please call me a good puppy after I make you cum and let me clean It up. Please please please

god i wish aphrodisiacs worked the way they do in fanfiction. fuck or die/sex pollen stuff is insanely hot to me. like, yes, please, get so horny your mind breaks a little and you fuck me for hours without a break, cumming in me over and over before it clears your system. maybe you feel kind of bad after and clean me up and snuggle me, but i'm secretly thinking of where i can find more of that stuff so that you do it again. shame it doesn't work like that :/

one time i was having sex and i was going “i’m yours i’m yours i’m yours” and then my partner stopped all of a sudden and said “can we talk about new kinks before we introduce them during sex” and i was like yeah what but it turned out she thought i was saying im a horse im a horse im a horse

i genuinely think multi hour t4t sex can solve so many problems

dry humping is underrated tbh. it’s like fucking but way easier and also it’s cute when your sub moans like you’re actually fucking them. oh you’re gonna cum from me just slamming my hips against you? adorable.

the idea of biting at someones shoulder while their fingers or cock slams in n outta me and i’m drooling and whining and humping whike im crying and

maybe he’s jacking off to my personality

I'm not just a monsterfucker I also love them romantically

If i bite the hand that fingers me it's because i have an oral fixation and I'm evil

if someone doesn’t do something perverted with me soon i think im gonna die