so you're telling me the pope dies and the gates to oblivion open again?

did they intend to give solas and rook three times the chemistry they gave solas and lavellan in the base inqusition game or am i witnessing the funniest possible thing bioware could've done

@lastfridgemagnetleft

It’s probably a student driver I say as I ride his ass so close I can peel off his bumper sticker

bed of rice sounds like the coziest place to be

^ wet phone mentality

Awww yeah take all that weiner- me in the Costco parking lot sucking penis after eating eighteen costdogs

I’d like it if Cher used my penis as a microphone to sing gypsys tramps and thieves and then Bad love and then dark lady and then pretend to be finished and then do an encore of shoop shoop and then she gives my pee pee just one smooch and goes off into the night and then I wake up unsure whether I dreamt this experience

you add me to your resident evil style inventory but I keep wriggling around and making inconvenient and gay poses so you have to keep me or the shotgun :3

you gotta be as gay as possible on the computer otherwise alan turing died for nothing