liking abba is not your taste in music it’s a way of life and people who don’t like abba can’t reach the ideal world and that is what plato talked about

“if you don’t like dancing queen then fuck you” -Plato, 320 BC

it’s so difficult not being able to use milennial humor in a corporate setting. like i made a mistake today and i wanted to tell my supervisor it’s because i suffer from Dumb Bitch Disease, but do you think that would fly?? fuck no. i gotta say shit like, “sorry for the misunderstanding!” i can’t wait till the workforce is made up entirely of millennials and i can say “sorry i drank idiot juice for breakfast this morning” and my coworkers will be like “oh worm.”

Ominous positivity

You will be okay. You have no choice.

and persephone is back to getting dicked down by hades in the underworld

bold of you to assume she’s not doing the dicking 

“Hades is a bottom” is not the hot take I was expecting to see on my dash today, but I think it’s the one I needed

I hate how “daddy issues” is used to call women crazy and un-datable rather than bring up the fact so many fathers are abusing their daughters to the point of emotional breakdown

this needs more notes

humans are just big gushers.. our blood the gusher goo, squeeze us & we oozwe

we oo oo oOOo Ooo o Oo

we oooOOoooOOze

we

gushe

sorry guys my rabies was acting up again!

“female presenting nipple”

I keep trying not to check the donations because it’s so disheartening…but I just did and only two people (besides me) have donated. If you can spare a dollar, it would mean the world to me if you’d donate to help get an innocent woman out of jail. And if you can’t, it would mean just as much to me if you would reblog

Man losing stuff when you have ADHD is the worst. Stuff just like… vanishes. People will ask: when did you last have it? Well I don’t know dude. I just know it exists and I don’t know where it is currently doing that.

yup, literally feels like something just ceases to exist. sometimes it rematerialises in a place you have looked 4 times already.