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the massive power of trains yet confinement to a single path makes them comparable to angels

The idea of a “corrupted” or “fallen” train is causing so much chaos in my head. The theological and engineering implications….

i feel like tumblr would expose super heroes secret identities real fast with all its crazy ass jokes

Does the ‘was’ entail you already have?

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I have searched everywhere for this I almost thought I hallucinated it

take me down to the bearadise city where the girls are bears and they bare bear titties

Now I want to get married just so I can do this.

If I were a billionaire I would absolutely tell my secretary to send wedding gifts to anyone who sent me an invite regardless of if I knew them, because- A. I know how expensive that nonsense is. B. I would be a billionaire and when else am I gonna do with that much money? Honestly… and C. I would totally make showing up at random weddings with crazy awesome gifts my new stress relief hobby. “Congratulations random strangers! I admire your daring and stratigic planning. Here’s that 700$ tea set you wanted but assumed no one would ever buy.”

people saying “me” really bugs me bc it’s like. appropriation of kin culture. I really don’t know how to explain it but saying you are someone without iding as them is really disrespectful to people who get bullied and targeted for being kin. you don’t have to go through the struggles of being kin but you get to make a joke about it. it’s not your fucking joke to make.

i literally feel like i’m in a time space continuum every time i open this app

does anyone know who played jerry on seinfeld?

It was Tim Allen you asshole

just because i’m dumb as shit doesn’t mean you should use a foul cuss

you know when you’re at the dentist/orthodontist and they give you that AirTube that just gets rid of all your spit and makes you feel like you met a wind god and deepthroated his tornado dick