if you know me i'm sorry

& btw fruit Flies literally spawn spontaneously

you look at a fruit fly and tell me it's ever been anywhere else

i be like "let's cuddle" knowing damn well ten seconds later i'm gonna be arching my back and helping u put it in

walking behind a girl and being able to smell her shampoo is the closest we can come to experiencing a siren call on land

terrible years really make you understand the point of a new year. i know nothing much will have changed between dec 31 and jan 1, but we need to be able to partition off everything that’s happened to us, we need a moment to say, ‘that’s done, we’re done with it, it’s over’ and have a little hope that the future will be different. we need to be able to stop and take a breath and sing, in the middle of winter, and prepare ourselves for spring.

okay now that i’ve calmed down what am i going to buy myself as a treat for enduring this suffering

Clean sheets, amazing experience 10/10. Changing sheets, the worst 0/10. Why does something so good have to involve so much suffering

ew my heart hurts time to sleep

patrick bateman voice i have to reblog some gifsets

Deep down we all want to bite someone hard as shit. Jaw power on 100% for like 5 to 8 seconds. Just once.

If somebody else can get it too then it ain’t mine

in 2022 may you find many seeds, nuts, berries, etc

today’s date is the 3rd? what’s next, the 4th? the 5th? the minor fall, the major lift?