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According to fox entertainment this is who we should be afraid of. I didn't know who Francesca Hong was 10 minutes ago but thankfully now I'm aware of this monster and her monsterous policies

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analogdelight

wait, you're telling me some "boys" didn't grow up feeling like a lesbian trapped in the wrong body? i thought that was normal!

analogdelight

get peer reviewed, because fucking. yeah.

analogdelight

hey. hey bestie. i have some pronouns over here you might like, come with me. you can leave that "he/they" over there, you don't need it anymore.

analogdelight

GIRL THE EGG COLUMN IS NOT A GOOD IDEA. YOU DO NOT NEED CONVINCING YOU NEED CONVICTION.

LOOKING FOR REASONS IS REASON ENOUGH. BE A GIRL TODAY RIGHT NOW

the-haiku-bot

LOOKING FOR REASONS

IS REASON ENOUGH. BE A

GIRL TODAY RIGHT NOW

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

exclipsensfw

purity politics

(reposting this because tumblr deleted my blog funny enough for nsfw)

exclipsensfw

Someone sent me anon hate then reported every single one of my posts because of this post

crazysodomite

are they... you know... *plays a beautiful and complex melody on an imaginary piano*

vinnyvinret

HJ many years in the future, Purpee is flourishing while Lavonte and him live in a beautiful house that they procured with money gained from their dual income male partnership

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clownboybebop

*street shot of zohran mamdani clad in nasty lil suit and hard hat* five months ago i was elected mayor of new york city. in that time, we have managed to COMPLETELY defeat the Staten Island Minotaur at no additional cost to the new york taxpayer

kingcho

Put this in the comments but it needs to be said here too. I am so mad D20 did unsleeping city before Mamdani was mayor. Can you fucking imagine.

daco-showman

why can rockstar games institutionalise you for life like nikita kruschev for being autistic

transhuman-priestess

He didn't steal 10 million dollars. They made that number up as a loss, they never fucking had it. Rockstar has spent more than a billion fucking dollars on GTA VI and will likely make billions more when it gets released.

Uber is a fucking shell game of a company designed to leech investor capital and output bootleg cabs.

Nvidia posted a profit in 2023 of $4.37 billion. This is like someone stealing less than a penny from me.

And they lock this kid in a prison hospital for LIFE?

Capitalism is disgusting.

fuckblast

Nobody should buy GTA til they free Arion Kurtaj

transhuman-priestess

What with GTA VI going up for pre-order i'd just like to remind everyone that rockstar conspired with the UK government to lock an 18-year-old away for life for hacking them.

whenonefallswecontinue

celestial-scribbles

I'm not dead I just don't post any more. Anyways, ARTFIGHT.

clemonthyne

HI IM ALIVE IM DOING ARTFIGHT ATTACK(S) YIPPEEEEE IM STREAMIN

if you wanna follow me on artfight im clemonthyne on there too :)

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not streaming on youtube atm cuz idk if the music im playing on stream is gonna show up on there cuz of the audio tracks and i dont wanna strike haha

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escuerzoresucitado

paper-wounds

not-a-smartass-just-a-nerd

I wonder if all the "dead poets society" "sad poetry" ppl reblogging this know it's from a d20 campaign.

do they know about ylfa? do they know what she became? do they know that the wolf did not eat her, but that she ate the wolf? do they know that she walked her grandmother's past to a wooden door? do they know she gave up her name so that people might someday be able to write their own stories?

jess-abides

This is it, this is the one

the-forest-library

Love it when a post finds its intended audience

leaky-port-nacelle

@mysterysoup

#welcome home

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beardedmrbean

Make a mans whole retirement here why don't you

currentlycryingaboutlancelot

hamlet’s “i did love you once” and ophelia’s “indeed, my lord, you did make me believe so” is such an underrated gut punch. it’s betrayal it’s heartbreak it’s vulnerability it’s so over. truly no one is doing it like shakespeare

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