Jeez Pop Lighten Up

The apple they fed to snow white wasnt poision at all it was just a red delicious

i'm sorry i wiggled your skinny boyfriend like a sheet of metal. weeop womp weeoop womp weeeoop womp

love writing a post and then discarding it immediately. microdosing on having an opinion

fuuuck I could use a mysterious benefactor right now

i dont understand people who never reread a book or rewatch a movie or series. the best art will always improve upon being revisited. girl. let it reveal more of itself to you.

still living with my parents as an adult is just like. i'm grateful to not have to pay for groceries. i have to get out of here. i'm grateful to have a roof over my head and not have to pay rent. i have to get out of here. i'm grateful to not have to worry about sending out endless job applications that all lead to nowhere. i have to get out of here. i'm grateful i'm grateful i'm so fucking grateful. i have to get out of here

they want you to make fried rice

who is "they"

the wok left

how am I supposed to make fried rice if the wok left

skillet issue

"I asked ChatGPT" well I asked Troy and Abed in the Morning and their answer was not remotely helpful but it was friendly and entertaining

A long distance friend is a kind of dead wife

women in GLAM (Galleries, Libraries, Archives and Museums)